Watch The Mayor Of London Hit-Stick A 10-Year-Old Japanese Boy In A Friendly Game Of Rugby
I’m not familiar with his politics, but London mayor Boris Johnson is possibly my new favorite politician of all-time.
During a friendly game of rugby with small children in Japan, Johnson lowered his shoulder and flattened a small 10-year-old Japanese boy on his way to a…touchdown? Goal? Whatever. It’s awesome.
Johnson doesn’t give a shit if the “politically savvy” move would have been to let the boy tackle him. Hell no. That’s not going to teach him anything. This is rugby, damn it, and you’re going to need better form than that if you’re going to succeed in this sport, kid.
I don’t know what I love the most about Johnson. It’s a toss up between his Donald Trump hair, his xenophobic rugby playing style or his lack of political awareness at what looks like a charity event. I hope at some point in the “fun little game” Johnson stopped and complained that the “field is not regulation size.” Perhaps my favorite part of this play, after intense analysis, is that he tried to juke the kid out, but clearly couldn’t keep his balance and just fell on top of him.
How will this affect Great Britain’s relationship with Japan? Who knows. I would like to see more of this, though. Politicians playing sports is something I can get behind. Now, how can we get Rob Ford in on this action?.
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Breaking: what did this community do to deserve multiple Holt posts in one day? We’re going live to the street of the comment section to find out.
10 years ago at 3:31 pmTinder raised their prices. I still payed but deep down inside me I was outraged, and decided to take it out on the entire TFM community. For that, I apologize.
10 years ago at 8:25 pmTinder raised *its* prices. Fix your grammar you inbred heathen.
10 years ago at 11:37 pmI don’t even know what to say about these articles anymore…
10 years ago at 3:33 pmDidn’t know Dorn was the mayor of London.
And fuck you, Holt.
10 years ago at 3:35 pmHit-sticking a Japanese boy just to assert American dominance. TFM
10 years ago at 3:36 pmHe’s the mayor of London
10 years ago at 3:37 pmOh do I have your attention, Steve? GO FUCK YOURSELF
10 years ago at 3:41 pmive been had again
10 years ago at 3:53 pmDid you learn that one from your mom?
10 years ago at 3:58 pmNot being able to read TFM
10 years ago at 3:37 pmThe little jap woulda laid Obama out
10 years ago at 3:39 pmSad but true
10 years ago at 3:57 pmBeing the “mayor” of “London” TFM
10 years ago at 3:39 pmRob Ford would’ve smacked the little slant-eye better.
10 years ago at 4:13 pmWow, that wasn’t a waste of my time
10 years ago at 3:40 pmSee. My articles are good.
10 years ago at 8:25 pmLets not get ahead of ourselves, Steve.
10 years ago at 8:46 pmAn article about a 10 year old boy? More proof that Steve Holt is Dorno’s sexually frustrated alter ego.
10 years ago at 3:49 pmThat would imply Dorn is not sexually frustrated
10 years ago at 8:37 pmUpdate to Webster’s dictionary
10 years ago at 3:53 pmxen·o·pho·bi·a
ˌzenəˈfōbēə,ˌzēnəˈfōbēə/
Noun
1. intense or irrational dislike or fear of people from other countries.
2. The fear of writing a shitty article, leading to writing under the alias Steve Holt
Steve reading your shit is the equivalent of what the terrorists had to endure in guantanamo
10 years ago at 3:54 pm