Irishman Gets Shitfaced On Plane, Strips Naked, Demands Sex From Stewardess
On a flight from Dublin to Izmir, one man took it upon himself to singlehandedly one-up every “drunk on a plane” story to ever be told. He and a large group of friends (assumedly also Irish) boarded the European flight Saturday, innocently enough.
The boarding of the plane is the only innocent part of this story.
Shortly after takeoff, the man stripped ass naked, stood tall and proud, and proceeded to swing his dick around like a Wii controller.
But that was nowhere near the finish line for this man amongst men. This guy was aiming for a Reagan-Bush level legacy. After tearing off his clothes in a drunken fury, he began proclaiming “O-one of ye feckin lasses is gon lick me manky stinker’s bridge, an’ another o’ ye’s gonna knock the hole off yer giblets wit’ me cornpipe, ye Bombay shitehawks.”
To his chagrin, they refused his orders. When they tried to get him to chill the fuck out, he started jumping on the seats like Caesar, son of Bright Eyes and Alpha, while his Irish-ape friends raucously cheered him on.
The mortified crew landed the plane in emergency fashion at Nikola Tesla airport in the Serbian capital of Belgrade, and removed all passengers from the plane. After detaining said drunken Spartacus, the rest of his band of merry lads continued drinking. Eyewitnesses say they downed close to 250 pints while waiting for their brother in arms. This inadvertently forced the plane to be delayed another 10 hours.
They continued to sing drinking songs while police tried to calm the situation. Passengers claimed that they were too terrified to even make eye contact with the degenerates. One of the accompanying ladies even tried to fuck one of the cops to get them to leave. She is believed to have been arrested shortly thereafter.
Teamwork makes the dream work..
[via DailyMail]
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The real life scene from Wolf of Wall Street. Congrats bud.
11 years ago at 11:35 amThe Wolf of Wall Street film was adapted from the Wolf of Wall Street book, and adhered very closely to the text, which happened to be Belfort’s actual autobiography. So believe it or not, what DiCaprio acted out was in fact what Belfort did in real life.
11 years ago at 12:25 pm*What Belfort’s friends said he did on the flight.
11 years ago at 1:33 pmWriting your autobiography based on second hand accounts. TFM
11 years ago at 2:06 pm“…swing his dick around like a Wii controller” is likely one of the funniest similes I’ve ever heard.
11 years ago at 11:37 amThis article should have come with a warning: “Based very loosely on a true story”
11 years ago at 1:24 pmWe’ve all undeniably been in similar situations
11 years ago at 11:38 amNo you haven’t
11 years ago at 12:02 pmI’ve done some degenerate shit but this man is a shining star among nightlights.
11 years ago at 12:03 pmWell why don’t you give your self a good pat on the back there bud. We’re all rootin’ for you.
11 years ago at 12:35 amIf you have ever done anything close to this, do yourself a favor and never admit it to anybody ever again.
11 years ago at 12:52 pmIrish on a plan a sequel to Snakes on a plane.
11 years ago at 11:57 amHow about no.
11 years ago at 1:18 pmTheVisor gets S***faced at Grandex headquarters, Strips Naked, Demands Homosexual Sex From Roger Dorn. Dorn Obliges
11 years ago at 11:58 amMust have had some great Quaaludes.
11 years ago at 12:05 pmIf you are going to start being yourself here you should just create a second acct. This is very confusing.
11 years ago at 2:37 pmHere come the stereotypical Irish jokes that are completely ok (as they should be) but God for bid a Jew, black or gay did something and we stereotyped it cause that wouldn’t be politically correct
11 years ago at 12:27 pm“Manky stinker’s bridge”
Genius
11 years ago at 12:28 pmI find it very hard to believe that there aren’t any videos of this on the Internet, but I can’t seem to find them.
11 years ago at 1:53 pmAnother reason to further consider the Irish as a separate sub-species of humans.
11 years ago at 8:27 pm