UCLA Hates Fun, Removes Hot Tub From QB Josh Rosen’s Dorm Room
Last week, we wrote about how freshman UCLA QB Josh Rosen has a hot tub in his dorm room. Well, it’s time to make that “has” a “had,” because communist university officials have made Joshy remove the hot tub. I thought this was America?
From CBS Sports and TMZ Sports:
The life of a college football quarterback is pretty sweet, especially when you are UCLA true freshman Josh Rosen and a hot tub gets installed in your dorm room. But with great power comes great responsibility (or something) and once the world got a sight of Rosen enjoying the luxurious life, the school needed to take action.
For hard-hitting hot tub removal news, we turn to TMZ Sports, which confirmed with a UCLA spokesman that Rosen’s hot tub was a violation of the school’s residential housing policies.
“Furnishings which are not officially designated as part of a residential room’s accessories may not be moved into any resident’s room at any time,” the policy states, per Ricardo Vazquez, who confirmed to the website that the hot tub had been removed from Rosen’s room.
Most universities these days are going out of their way to keep their student athletes happy. Hell, Louisville was even spending a ton of money on stripper sex for their recruits. They weren’t even students yet and were getting treated better than our boy Rosen. #HotTubGate is real, and I’m it’s champion.
The ability to enjoy a nice plate of food or a piña colada while stewing in some bubbly water in the comfort of your own home is a certain unalienable right, the likes of which I would be remiss to not protect with every fiber of my being as a free American.
#FreeJosh #YesAllHotTubs.
[via CBS Sports and TMZ Sports]
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#hottublivesmatter
11 years ago at 11:50 amMy bad. Didn’t see yours.
11 years ago at 11:51 amI see it as great minds think alike.
11 years ago at 11:53 am#PefitifileLivesMatter
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11 years ago at 12:46 pmHey man, that is prejudicial against fat people who are not pedophiles. You PC Bro?
11 years ago at 4:46 pmI hope you drown in a puddle for thinking a Jared Fogle account is funny
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11 years ago at 3:45 pmIt was worth a try you little fetus fuckers
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11 years ago at 7:15 pm#HotTubLivesMatter
11 years ago at 11:50 amWell, you guys in Austin are probably responsible for the above quote that “once the world got a sight of Rosen enjoying the luxurious life, the school needed to take action.” So I think you owe the man an apology.
11 years ago at 12:01 pm^ This.
11 years ago at 4:18 pmThere’s a button for that hoss
11 years ago at 4:20 pmThat^
11 years ago at 8:38 pmBad move by UCLA. He will probably transfer to a hot tub friendly school now.
11 years ago at 12:01 pmUm, chief they don’t exist. He broke the rules. Maybe play by the book for once?
11 years ago at 1:50 pmPlaying by the book. NF
11 years ago at 1:55 pmProbably FSU, their players are always in hot water.
11 years ago at 2:13 pmwaiting for the change.org petition to come out #rosenforpresident
11 years ago at 12:13 pmPuts it back in a week later. “What are they gonna do? Pull my scholarship?”
11 years ago at 12:22 pmI have a hard time believing there were ever 0 bitches in Josh Rosen’s hot tub
11 years ago at 2:23 pmIs this not America?
11 years ago at 2:34 pm