LSU Releases Cringeworthy Halloween Video Featuring Mike The Tiger Killing SEC Zombies
Louisiana State University is home to Leonard Fournette, Les Miles, and top basketball recruit Ben Simmons. The star personalities are aplenty, giving the university endless opportunities to pump out exceptional promotional videos featuring their nationally recognized athletic stars. We’re talking about a likely Heisman finalist, one of the most eccentric head coaches in college football, and an Australian superstar recruit.
Most universities would kill for that trio. They have it all, yet used none of their resources in a video they released Friday that will induce plenty of cringe throughout the 2 minutes and 35 seconds it takes to suffer through the duration of the shitshow.
It's the world premiere of "Attack of the Walking SEC UN-DEAD" starring @LSUMikeTiger! #HappyHalloween
https://t.co/ItVCMeSbz1
— LSU Tigers (@LSUsports) October 30, 2015
Did a plastered high schooler create this mess? Can they not afford a more powerful editing software than Windows Movie Maker down in Baton Rouge? Hell, if they need some help creating a video with the slightest bit of professional touch, the guys here at TFMHQ have a great new hotline they could’ve hit up. We’re not complete assholes. We help out the less fortunate every blood moon or so. Jared wasn’t doing a damn ounce of work yesterday, anyway.
Yeah, you could say I had a good day of office ping pong today. pic.twitter.com/Dqhqo7eftm
— Jared Borislow (@DeVryGuy) October 30, 2015
It would’ve been nice to ruin his victorious day by shoving this garbage into his cubicle.
In the end, it was simply a poorly produced production. An athletic department of LSU’s caliber should not be spitting out videos I’d expect to see escape the ranks of FCS Southwest. Step up your multimedia game, Tigers..
Image via Twitter
How does someone who doesn’t exist score 5 points?
10 years ago at 10:47 amtake note: Dan didn’t show up on Jared’s sorry excuse for a box score.
10 years ago at 11:46 amGuy walks into a bar and orders a beer. Old guy a couple of seats down looks right at him and says “I slept with your mother.” The guy had a long day at work and just wants to enjoy a beer so he tries to ignore him but the old guy says again, “hey, I fucked your mother.” The guy just sips from his beer but finally the old guy gets up and gets right in the guy’s face and says “hey, didn’t you hear what I said? I FUCKED YOUR MOTHER.” Guy turns and looks at him and says, “ah go home dad, you’re drunk.”
10 years ago at 10:50 amSo simply pouring out the ole miss zombie’s drink killed it?
10 years ago at 1:52 pm