PornHub Confirms We Are All Perverts On Halloween
Halloween, better known as “Men’s Valentine’s Day” is tonight, and many of us are excitedly getting our likely-offensive costumes together. As we eagerly await the feigned outrage from social justice warriors who will arrive in the morning, people across the country are committing spermicide to some weird shit. This should come as no surprise, considering Halloween is almost entirely centered around getting drunk with chicks dressed up like cast members from Naughty Nurses 6.
PornHub has teamed up with Mic.com to see what kind of absurd shit people are using to fish with their zipper trout. They analyzed the most popular search terms leading up to Halloween, and laid it all out for us in these charming little graphs:
In a nutshell, people really like Halloween porn. Halloween-specific searches spiked over 2000% during and leading up to the festivities surrounding All Hallow’s Eve.
The most alarming statistic in these graphs? People actually prefer zombie porn to cheerleaders and schoolgirls. In their defense, I’d probably bang a zombified Maggie Greene..
[via Pornhub Insights]
Image via YouTube
Pornhub conducting research on Halloween. TFM.
10 years ago at 8:14 pmNot really sure how this one constitutes as a TFM.
10 years ago at 8:17 pmBecause science, son.
10 years ago at 8:29 pmLooking up ‘schoolgirl’ on Pornhub all year round, not just Halloween. TDornM.
10 years ago at 8:17 pm*schoolboy
10 years ago at 8:20 pma tad too late, my friend.
10 years ago at 8:21 pmFuck, almost had that one.
10 years ago at 8:30 pmschoolboy*
10 years ago at 8:20 pmSchoolboy Q?
10 years ago at 10:04 pmI mean it’s bad but not that bad gang
10 years ago at 9:12 amI’m getting a lot of bad vibes here
10 years ago at 9:57 amShut the fuck up, civilian!
10 years ago at 10:56 amThis guy get me
10 years ago at 10:59 amFrat!
10 years ago at 10:59 amI drink fratty light
10 years ago at 11:00 amOnly on Halloween, I can handle that
10 years ago at 3:15 amJust on Halloween?
10 years ago at 10:02 amchoosing to pound your hammer to zombies over cheerleaders.
10 years ago at 10:34 amTJustifyingMyNecrophiliaM
Nothing like some good informative murder porn.
10 years ago at 1:16 pmOnly watching hentai year round TFM
10 years ago at 7:01 pmCan’t believe nobody said this yet, but needs to be said: This graph doesn’t specify that people prefer zombie porn to schoolgirl and/or cheerleader porn. It compares the search frequency of each term during Halloween to the regular search frequency use of each term. Of course zombie porn is going to get a bigger Halloween bump than cheerleader and schoolgirl, because only a select few sick fucks search for zombie porn the rest of the year.
10 years ago at 12:09 pm