KU Students Break Into Football Stadium, Tear Down Goal Posts To Celebrate The Royals’ World Series Win

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After another atrocious 62-7 Kansas home loss to OU this weekend, KU students, who are resigned to the fact that they will never witness any semblance of a competent football team, found a reason to tear down their goal posts as a practice of celebration instead of shame: a Kansas City Royals’ World Series win.

Kansas City, which is only 45 minutes due east of Lawrence, provided KU students with their first and likely only moment of athletic pride for the fall semester (pre-basketball tip-off), and they took advantage of it.

From USA Today:

Several University of Kansas students had a problem: Their beloved Royals had just won the World Series, but how could they properly celebrate the victory?

A firm handshake and pat on the back from a dear friend was considered, then dismissed for lacking ambition. Perhaps rent a plane and write a note in the sky? one of the students wondered, before the group came to the realization that it was night, and thus the gesture, grandiose and beautiful as it was, would be tough to see.

Then, like a lightning bolt, an idea came to them:

In response to this act of jubilant vandalism, the KU administration was probably all for leaving the goal posts down and abandoning the stadium entirely until it was condemned by the fire marshal and demolished. Have you guys seen KU’s football stadium, by the way? It’s a disgrace to college athletics. Most high school teams in Texas play in better-kept venues — and at least fans show up to those games.

Congrats on your big victory, Kansans (and, I guess, Missourians). Basketball season can’t get here soon enough, I’m sure.

[via USA Today]

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  1. Frabst

    I’m going to break into your home and smother you with a wet blanket in your sleep.

    10 years ago at 1:25 pm
    1. SteveHolt

      I hope you don’t find the two dozen or so love letters addressed to Frabst under my bed

      10 years ago at 1:28 pm
      1. GeebsNotGeeds

        It might just be semantics but wouldn’t it be a gallon of lube? Also and more importantly I am disturbed by this dragon dildo thing. What on earth is that?

        10 years ago at 1:46 pm
      2. GeebsNotGeeds

        PS. Steve, a gallon is 3.785 liters. You seem like a guy that uses only the metric system.

        10 years ago at 1:49 pm
      3. GeebsNotGeeds

        I am interested in what we are basing our estimates? Assuming Steve requires about 2fl ounces per session, and further assuming the intern is a MWFSun appointment with Dorno and Bacon averaging about once each every other week, that means a lube use of 10fl ounces a week. So at that point I feel as though bulk purchase might be more fiscally responsible. Although that’s all just theoretical of course.

        10 years ago at 2:03 pm
      4. cleavage

        This also begs the question; Does lubrication qualify as a business expense? You guys should really discuss this with your general counsel and CPA as you wouldn’t want the IRS to fuck you while using the same lubrication in question.

        10 years ago at 2:34 pm
  2. LadieslovetheDeke

    Pretty sure they just want to make sure that shitstain of a football team never plays again

    10 years ago at 1:46 pm
  3. USUGDI

    Have you guys seen Steve Holts articles, by the way? They’re a disgrace to Grandex writers. Most high school newspapers in Texas write better articles — and at least readers actually read those articles.

    10 years ago at 2:04 pm
  4. Yoyoyoyoyoyo

    I thought this son of a bitch was gone dorn what the hell. Take a break from the playground for once and get rid of holt

    10 years ago at 2:09 pm
  5. daddyslittlegirl

    I think I was in elementary school the last time we had a legitimate reason to throw the goal posts in Potter’s lake… I hate you for saying KU doesn’t have a competent football team though. I have a good feeling about this coach we hired. I think we may surprise some people in the next few years.

    10 years ago at 2:53 pm