Study Says Global Warming Will Be The Reason We Have Less Sex
Global warming isn’t quite the hot topic it used to be. It seems that people have put the issue on the back burner for other things. Not that I’m complaining. Al Gore, on the other hand, wants to bring it back. Maybe this recent study will make people start clamoring about climate change again.
A few economists decided to test out the effects of climate change on how often two people come together to make sex. Apparently, global warming is leading to less sex.
From Bloomberg:
Three economists studied 80 years of U.S. fertility and temperature data and found that when it’s hotter than 80 degrees F, a large decline in births follows within 10 months. Would-be parents tend not to make up for lost time in subsequent, cooler months.
First off, what the hell are three economists doing studying climate change and sex? Shouldn’t they be doing better things with their time, such as economics research? I know it’s a lot to ask of them, but someone has to do it, and those global warming researchers are too unreliable for economics stuff.
Are we really supposed to believe the hotter it gets, the less likely we are to have sex? I guess these economists haven’t been to a college pool party during the heat of the summer..
[via Bloomberg]
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But will it lead to more topless blowjobs?
10 years ago at 11:38 amBased on the variables, the outcome of that equation looks promising. You can trust me, I’m an economist.
10 years ago at 12:01 pmBut what about the guys that like a pantless handjob? Friction is in your favor.
10 years ago at 4:37 pmThe great philosopher Nelly once said, “It’s getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes,” so I respectfully disagree.
10 years ago at 11:39 amFuck I don’t know enough science to dispute that
10 years ago at 11:52 amThere isn’t enough science to dispute it
10 years ago at 11:58 amI call for more studies involving nudity and sex, a lot more studies….
10 years ago at 1:20 pmActually, colder weather makes people want to have sex more. I read an interesting study on this in my Medical Anthropology class. When it’s hot, people spend more time doing outdoor activities, taking vacations, etc. In the cold, people stay indoor and are bored, so they fuck a lot. This is why “cuffing season” takes place once fall arrives and also colder places like Alaska have the highest incidences of rape in the US when compared to warmer states. Interesting stuff.
10 years ago at 3:09 pmIf you expect us to read that, a picture of your tits would be nice at the end
10 years ago at 4:14 pmIs there a search option on the app for past articles? …or past IBOTD.
10 years ago at 11:43 amdude just go to pornhub
10 years ago at 12:00 pmI’m in class all day and I met a girl who was on IBOTD and I wanna see her article or whatever cause she’s definitely not as good looking as I recall.
10 years ago at 1:45 pmInstagram filters are a wonderful thing
10 years ago at 2:23 pmTotal geed worry. Bring it on global warming, ill continue my streak of disappointments.
10 years ago at 11:55 amIve never seen an ice cube that didnt melt…why should the ice caps be any different
10 years ago at 12:10 pmflawless logic. take that scientists!
10 years ago at 1:20 pmThat’s because you probably didn’t leave the ice cube in weather colder than 32 degrees Fahrenheit
10 years ago at 4:15 pmI froze my ass off sittin in the stand last winter more than any other winter thus far. That’s all the research I need to conclude that global warming is a myth made up by pussy liberals who are just jealous of our nicer, slightly less fuel-efficient cars.
10 years ago at 12:36 pmClearly these guys have never been to Arizona State or any Southern California school
10 years ago at 12:41 pmClimax change is real?
10 years ago at 1:48 pmJust another pathetic attempt by socialist liberals to try and convince us we need to hand over more control to the government. “SAVE THE SEX!” C’mon liberals, we know that your feminist wildebeests are the reason for less sex, not global warming.
10 years ago at 2:59 pmWell it’s a good thing Steve Holt’s mom is a raging environmentalist. She’s been doing her part to suck and fuck the men of America, no matter the temperature!
10 years ago at 9:59 pm