Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 67

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taran
The “white knuckler” is truly the Cadillac of handjobs.
tiffany
Too easy.
madison
I feel you, man. Just check out my Halloween costume.
leena
The direction you swipe on Tinder being directly correlated to her political leaning. TFM.
bean
Flicking Bean’s bean. It’s a TFM.

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heather
Always looking for new ways to find out if she has daddy issues. It’s a TFM.
brittany
#UNICORNSTUFF2015
halle
#NAMEGAGS2015
kelley
Worked like a charm.
belle
I mean, by definition, yes.
  1. Antebellum_Fratting

    Tiffany has the kind of straight forward approach that’s lacking these days.

    10 years ago at 8:13 am
    1. Ballocaustvictim

      He’s a genius. I bet he has one for every President. I mean, it can’t be that hard. I can already envision what the Clinton, FDR, Nixon and Taft positions would look like.

      10 years ago at 11:50 am
      1. Fratasaurus

        “I’ll send you the great white fleet with my big stick policy” – Theodore Roosevelt

        10 years ago at 12:35 pm
      2. ImHereForTheGangbang

        The FDR is when you bang your bisexual third cousin while sitting in a wheelchair.

        The Nixon simply means you bang a girl and audiotape it.

        The Taft is when you fold your own belly fat into the shape of a pussy and fuck it.

        The Clinton is when you shove a cigar up a girl’s cooter.

        10 years ago at 1:31 pm
      3. RisingFratstarOfTX

        We’ll just go ahead and skip creating the Obama. Not cuz he’s black, more cuz he’s too shitty to deserve a position.

        10 years ago at 6:03 am
      4. ImHereForTheGangbang

        The Obama is when you make a bunch of promises to a girl so that she’ll fuck you. Then the next morning right before you leave her house you say “By the way, your health insurance plan has been cancelled.”

        10 years ago at 9:09 am
  2. bourboncountry

    Hooked up with a girl once who said she saw her dad on tinder, probably most of the reason why she was hooking up with me but whatever just thought I should share.

    10 years ago at 10:57 am
    1. dingos_lil_5

      Look we get it, you are from the south. Incest is everywhere down there. Let it STAY there.

      10 years ago at 2:01 pm