NF Confessions: I Cried After Losing My Virginity
This is a safe place. Within the virtual walls of this webpage, we are free from the harsh scrutiny of our peers — scrutiny to uphold the impossibly high standards of the lifestyle that our fraternity letters demand. Let your guard down. Share with us your most NF attributes, anecdotes, desires, or anything that is generally deemed NF.
We asked you guys to hit the NF confessional once again. Your anonymous responses are below.
- I get offended by Halloween costumes. #NFconfessions
- I enjoy going down on girls #NFconfessions
- I’m proud of my French heritage. #NFConfessions
- I read books for fun. #NFconfessions
- I dip pouches. #NFconfessions
- I’m emotionally invested in drift racing. #NFconfessions
- I ride a razor scooter to class. #NFconfessions
- I’m in a serious relationship with another fraternity member. #NFconfessions
- I’m morally opposed to having pledges do me favors. I see them as equal human beings. #NFconfessions
- My car has a 4-cylinder engine. #NFconfessions
- I actually want Bernie Sanders to win. #NFconfessions
- I enjoy going to wine tastings. #NFconfessions
- I cried after losing my virginity. #NFconfessions
- I’m Canadian. #NFconfessions
- I’m a Fifth Year on this site, but I’ve never been a member of a fraternity. #NFconfessions
- Deep down I love wearing cargo shorts. #NFconfessions
- I hold my girlfriend’s hand in public. #NFconfessions
- I hate shotgunning and chugging beer in all forms. #NFconfessions
- I don’t support the Confederate flag. #NFconfessions
- Cargo shorts are practical af. #NFconfessions
- I have attended 100% of my classes so far this semester. #NFconfessions
- I believe using a test bank is ethically and morally reprehensible. #NFconfessions
- I prefer to sit near the front during lecture. #NFconfessions
- I think Adele’s new song is pure fire. It hits me in the feels. #NFconfessions
- I detest southern accents, and southern girls in general. #NFconfessions
- I went through a frosted tip phase. #NFconfessions
- I shave my arms and legs. #NFconfessions
- Per ritual, I have a glass of chardonnay and watch Bravo recordings every Sunday night by myself. #NFconfessions
- I avoid altercations and, because of this, I’ve never been in a fight. #NFconfessions
- I have a five date rule before hooking up with a girl. #NFconfessions
- Justin Bieber puts out bangers. Sorry, it’s true. #NFconfessions
- I’m white but I’m pretty much only attracted to black girls. #NFconfessions
- I believe anything over a B-cup is too big. #NFconfessions
- I’ve never shot a firearm of any kind. #NFconfessions
- I’m a pretty good dancer. #NFconfessions
- I’m not totally convinced the U.S. government didn’t have something to do with 9/11. #NFconfessions
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I think Hitler had some valid points about getting rid of undesirables.
10 years ago at 2:20 pmThe only way you can use Hitler around here is saying that reading Steve Holt articles makes me feel like a Jew reading Mein Kampf.
10 years ago at 2:29 pm#27 pissed me off when I read it.
10 years ago at 2:21 pmDorn cried after losing his virginity.
10 years ago at 2:21 pmDorn’s “little buddies” always cry.
10 years ago at 3:08 pmCus he was 13 and I was there.
10 years ago at 3:25 pmIt was Bacon not dorn
10 years ago at 7:25 amFuck you #11
10 years ago at 2:21 pmfuck the majority of these
10 years ago at 2:31 pmMost of these were more infuriating than they were funny.
10 years ago at 2:32 pmYou mad, bro?
10 years ago at 3:34 pmWho the fuck thinks anything over b-cups is too big? That’s not just NF, it’s downright wrong.
10 years ago at 4:04 pm#9 has confirmed my suspicion there are real sick people out there.
10 years ago at 8:05 pm#8 definitely a west coast brother.
10 years ago at 2:33 pm#2 is a RFM
10 years ago at 2:33 pmIf munching box is wrong, I don’t want to be right.
10 years ago at 4:14 pmI think #9 qualifies as well.
10 years ago at 4:19 pmPro tip: Follow #12 than later in the night pull a #2. You’ll have her begging to see you again.
10 years ago at 7:57 amI actually feel bad for Steve Holt sometimes #NFconfessions.
10 years ago at 2:34 pmJust kidding, go chug antifreeze Steve.
Hits me in the feels
10 years ago at 2:43 pm