Ole Miss Fans Were Calling 911 To Request Police Remove Brandon Allen From The Stadium
10 years ago

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Yo, Ole Miss fans, were you never taught what qualifies as an emergency? Unless you have some real shit hitting the fan, put down the phone and take another pull instead. Getting your ass kicked by an inferior opponent is an embarrassment – not an emergency requiring police response. Why would you even want to associate the cops with your assuredly degenerate post-game activities?

According to a tweet from the Oxford Police Department, a bit of 911 abuse occurred tonight in Oxford as Arkansas defeated Ole Miss in overtime in one of the most thrilling finishes of the season.

Come on, Oxford. You’re better than that. There are better ways to handle the situation. Had you not eaten shit on that field tonight, you never would’ve found yourself in a position ripe for encouraging ill-advised actions such as illegal use of 911.

Get fucked up. Drown your sorrows, and go watch this LSU-Alabama game. Both fanbases are primed for a meltdown, we’re all just waiting for the spark.

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      1. TysonBateman

        Yea dumbfuck that’s why you are at one of them. What do you plan to do after college, oh yea “sales”

        10 years ago at 10:38 pm
      3. maroonandgold

        I am at one of them because I decided that a degree from one was worth $40,000 less a year, than one with an average ACT above 30. I made the right choice, and will most certainly make enough money after graduation to play golf every Sunday. with my BS in economics.

        10 years ago at 11:00 pm
  6. Frobert The III

    Bacon how do you feel about Mizzou players boycotting football because of “patriarchy, systemic racism, and sexism?”

    10 years ago at 10:05 pm
    1. AlotInsideAmySchumer

      I haven’t fully heard what they’re upset about. Apparently the leader of the group isn’t eating until the guy resigns. A bit too much effort for something like this when boycotting can suffice.

      10 years ago at 6:44 am
    2. Beer Jacket

      When I read about this situation my initial reaction was that Butler seemed more concerned with the removal of subsidies for himself than racial issues. The more I read into it, it sounds more like a liberal complaining about not getting free stuff and a university focusing on keeping the cost of college down.

      10 years ago at 8:01 am
    3. The_Dude

      if those values are really so ingrained at mizzou as the BLM group thinks they are, then one man’s resignation is going to do nothing

      10 years ago at 8:45 am
    4. RollTau1920

      The issues have nothing to do with Wolfe, other than the players think he hasn’t given appropriate response to some racist incidents that occurred on campus. The stuff that is happening will continue to happen even if Wolfe is replaced. Out of his control and what the players are asking for is too extreme.

      10 years ago at 10:14 am
  7. dingos_lil_5

    As much as I don’t like LSU, this is uncalled for. Sorry. A natural disaster that impacted a large population of people is something you don’t make fun of.

    10 years ago at 11:16 pm