Pitt Football Sends Terrifying Email To Fans: “We See You. We Want Your Family.”
What the hell, Pitt?
Check out this majorly aggressive email someone in the University of Pittsburgh athletic department didn’t bother proofreading before shooting out to Panthers fans across the country.
"We want your family." Do less, Pitt Athletics 😳 pic.twitter.com/9feEt0Mmla
— Clara Stoughton (@clrppy_34) November 5, 2015
Terrifying, right? As a Pitt fan, know that you and your family are not safe. Pitt football wants your family, and when Pitt football wants something, Pitt football takes it (unless it’s an invitation to the Big Ten).
This is a very interesting tactic. Instead of begging fans to come watch a pretty good Pitt team play football, the athletic department has resorted to…threatening them? I mean, whatever works, right? Pitt plays at Heinz Field, and even a good Pitt team can’t drive enough people to fill an NFL stadium. Maybe, with this in mind, some families sitting at home watching the Pitt game will reconsider attending it, instead.
“We see you. We want your family.” That’s by far the boldest college football slogan I’ve seen to date. Let’s hope it scares some fans into going to some home games..
[h/t Tyler]
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We see you Steve. We want you to chug bleach.
10 years ago at 2:50 pmSomeone railed a bit too much blow before deciding to send this. Still a power move.
10 years ago at 2:52 pmYou know what’s more terrorizing than this, Steve? That you’re a Panthers fan. And that there is a possibility that you’re from the same state as me. Get the fuck out of the Panther fan base and stay the fuck away from my state. We don’t want you here
10 years ago at 3:02 pmI am such a better and more important North Carolinian than you
10 years ago at 3:05 pmHey Steve go eat a gun.
10 years ago at 3:37 pmswing and a miss there champ.
10 years ago at 3:09 pmYou’re not important.
10 years ago at 4:01 pmEat shit pitt
10 years ago at 3:30 pmHide yo kids, hide yo wife, hide yo husband cause Pitt gonna be the next Penn.
10 years ago at 3:32 pm1. Not funny 2. Penn State not Penn
10 years ago at 5:40 pm1. You had one of the lowest IQ’s out of all presidents so stfu.
10 years ago at 7:43 amSteve, that toaster over there was talking some shit about your loose mother’s talents with a whole salami, you should stab it with this fork.
10 years ago at 4:08 pmThere’s no way that the writers aren’t using this account to publish shitty articles to laugh at our comments. No one would take this much verbal abuse without telling everyone to go fuck themselves.
10 years ago at 4:37 pmAnother swing and a miss. Could have gone places with this one.
10 years ago at 6:34 pmeat shit Pitt
10 years ago at 8:34 pmHey Steve, we want your family to smother you in your sleep over Thanksgiving.
10 years ago at 10:51 am