Everything You Missed While Drinking Your Ass Off At Tailgate: College Football Week 11 Recap

Dan Regester9 years ago

Craziest week of the college football season so far. Let’s jump right into it.

Week 11

Clemson sleepwalks to a ten point victory over Syracuse.

Emotional win for Dabo and the Tigers last week over FSU. Classic let down, waltz through the motions spot here against the Orange. Rex Ryan was probably the most fired up man in the building going into kickoff.

Scott Shafer, your team is only down 7 in their upset bid during the fourth quarter. What do you do?

A. Remain poised and keep your team in it.
B. Pick up a 15 yard unsportsmanlike in a crucial situation.

Missouri doesn’t cost its school $1,000,000. Shows up to play BYU.

My reaction every time more news came out of Mizzou this week.

It goes without saying, Columbia was an absolute circus, and then Pinkel dropped the cancer bomb late Friday afternoon. Missouri had no business keeping it close against the storming Mormons. So, of course, they won the damn game.

Bama bullies the Bulldogs and then Stingray.

Ohio State and Iowa just take care of business.

The Buckeyes finally get their first test of the season against Sparty next week. Meanwhile, Iowa is in for a real barnburner against Purdue.

Weekly check-in with Jim Harbaugh

Houston is the teenager at Thanksgiving that is upset they’re still at the kid’s table.

You just know they’ve been holding onto that graphic waiting for the perfect time to fire it out to the world. Give me Navy by 35 on the 27th.

Oklahoma might fuck over its entire conference.

I think Oklahoma is running the table and is a top 4 team in the country. The question is, will the committee forgive that Texas loss? I don’t see it. The Big 12 gets left out of the playoff for a second straight year and leave the NCAA to start their own association where they pay players top dollar.

Bret Bielema is probably jacking it to game film of the LSU win.

If that Texas bowl win was borderline erotic, I wouldn’t want to be within a twenty mile radius of Fayetteville at all this week.

LSU got steamrolled, but they still had Miles magic working for them.

Just the way Les drew it up.

Stanford and Utah losses eliminate the Pac 12 from the playoff.

Everyone in the Pac 12 right now…

Oklahoma State survives Ames.

Is Ames not the weirdest place to play a football game? Year in and year out, Iowa State always seems to pull off a big time upset at home. It doesn’t matter what their record is, ISU fans show up and pack that stadium in one of the ugliest color combinations in the country. They’re just thankful for something to do on a Saturday.

Might not look great on paper, but this was a good win for Oklahoma State.

Dan’s Top 4
1. Alabama
2. Clemson
3. Ohio State
4. Oklahoma

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