Power Ranking The Hottest Victoria’s Secret Angels Of 2015

Power Ranking The Hottest Victoria's Secret Angels Of 2015

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Every year, Victoria’s Secret gets the hottest models on the planet to put on lingerie that no normal human being will ever wear and walk down a runway for our amusement and arousal. It’s a man’s pre-game to jacking it and a girl’s pre-game to going on an air and lemon juice diet until spring break. Genius marketing ploy by Victoria’s Secret.

The Angels are the stars of the show, but not all Angels were created equally. Some are better than others. Yeah, that’s like saying an Aston Martin is better than a Maserati, but this point stands. Both cars are amazing in their own right, but one has to be the winner. Some of the talent from last year has moved on (we’ll miss you, Karlie Kloss), but that just means there are rookies to be taken in through the eyes in their place.

Dropped From Last Year’s Ranking: Adriana Lima (#4), Lily Aldridge (#8), Behati Prinsloo (#6)

8. Taylor Hill (Last Year’s Rank: NA)

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  1. TLaheyM

    I learned two things from this:
    1. That number 7 looks like an alien
    2. That I’d shamelessly bang an alien

    9 years ago at 2:46 pm
  2. Hasbrownsandvodka

    If only girls in real life would beaso happy and willing to strut around in their underwear as these fine women are

    9 years ago at 3:02 pm
  3. Fratbropotomus

    I would let my future first born spend an hour alone with Dorn and learn how to make good life choices from Steve Holt just to drink a cup of their spit.

    9 years ago at 3:54 pm