Stuff Your Wallet While You Stuff Your Face Playing Fantasy Football

Thanksgiving day is the best day for football. By the time you wake up at 11, the Lions have already kicked off. The games don’t end until late night either. In between mouthfuls of pie and potatoes, you can watch some football, and win some big money thanks to DraftKings.
Enter the $750,000 Contest NOW FOR FREE
Our good friends over at DraftKings are holding a special contest just for TFM readers. In this week’s NFL $750K Mini Wishbone Classic fantasy football contest, you’ll have the chance to take home a fat $50,000. That’s some life changing cash right there. You’ll be wiping all that gravy off your face with photos of Benjamin Franklin.
1-week fantasy football is so easy to understand that even your ol’ granny baking pie in the kitchen can play this. You’re given $50,000 in cap space to put togetherĀ a team that will gain the most yards and score the most points. If that doesn’t make sense, you might as well drop out of college now and start applying at fast food joints.
Over 65,000 players are guaranteed to win money in this. That’s a lot of winners. If you can’t be one of them, just quit #sports forever. The contest is for Thanksgiving day only so don’t try and draft someone who plays on Sunday.
Enter The Contest NOW FOR FREE
If you’re brand new to the whole DraftKings process, then your entry is completely free. If you’re a seasoned veteran like myself, then it’s only a mere $3 to play. Where else can you turn $3 into $50K in a day? Nowhere, friend.

Sign up now, and draft your team before the contest fills up..
This year I’m gonna shove my foot right up Lucy’s butt.
10 years ago at 12:05 pmSponsored content
10 years ago at 12:08 pmIf anyone couldn’t figure that out based on the title, they deserve to get clickbaited into it
10 years ago at 12:29 pmNo wait, that’s an ad for cat food. My bad.
10 years ago at 12:40 pmLucy is a bitch.
10 years ago at 12:09 pmYou have plenty of time to post shit from sponsors but not enough time to make a fail Friday? I’ve been holding my shit for so long I’m going to have an anal prolapse on your mother’s chest if you don’t make two this week.
10 years ago at 12:17 pmWhy don’y you go stuff your ass, you worthless cum dumpster.
10 years ago at 12:30 pmIntern I hope you lose a fat $50,000… Fuck off if you’re not going to post anything interesting
10 years ago at 12:32 pmHoly shit I had to watch an ad just to read sponsored content? Fuck you fucking feggots. You little Jew cunts can go fuck yourselves
10 years ago at 12:40 pmThe title picture makes me hate feminists even more than usual
10 years ago at 12:54 pmWho is Lucy people are talking about? This is fucking Draft Kings.
10 years ago at 1:00 pmNice work intern
10 years ago at 1:02 pm