Kansas Football Is So Bad Its Mascot Is Puking On The Sideline
The old college football wisdom says to throw out the records during rivalry week, because the teams are playing for more than just a win. Regardless, I’m guessing if Kansas football lined up against ISIS to play for the lives of their families, who were all being held with machetes to their necks on the opposite sideline, the Jayhawks would still find a way to lose by 30.
Kansas football is that bad.
As their rival Kansas State handed Kansas a stomping generally reserved for a scary looking spider you find in your room late at night, the KU mascot became physically ill watching its team play.
Big Jay expressing how every KU fan feels right now pic.twitter.com/H5w3LNP3C4
— Snyder's Windbreaker (@KSUWindbreaker) November 28, 2015
Can you blame the poor, dumb bird? Kansas is like that laughably terrible team full of lovable misfits in a kids’ sports movie, except the tough, crazy athletic, misunderstood kid and the beleaguered but talented coach who rediscovers himself never show up to help. So instead of rallying, the team ends up getting murdered by the rival team full of rich bullies (TFM), losing every game, and then all the players go on to have mediocre, unfulfilling, lower middle class lives. And both the tough, athletic kid and the coach who needs to be reminded of why he loves the game die, via drug overdose and suicide respectively.
That’s how bad Kansas football is.
[via Twitter]
Wow no reposted articles? I’m impressed
10 years ago at 5:16 pmEnough, we get it.
10 years ago at 5:21 pmI don’t get it. Say it again.
10 years ago at 5:42 pmShut up you fat cow
10 years ago at 5:43 pmGo run the amount of laps you get
10 years ago at 9:09 pmThanks for letting us know how you feel.
10 years ago at 7:54 pm“Fuck it I can’t do this sober”
10 years ago at 5:23 pmI know a mascot. He is surprisingly a “very talented” drinker.
10 years ago at 6:52 pmThey have very limited off-days so when those times roll around, they must get belligerently black out drunk.
10 years ago at 11:53 amIf the jayhawk is puking then the SMU mascot should be blacking out
10 years ago at 5:36 pmAnd the UCF mascot should be building a noose
10 years ago at 6:05 pmHe actually did on a trip to louisiana, but some dumbasses said it was a powerline caught in a tree and took it down. Guy was pretty bummed about it.
10 years ago at 7:57 pmClever.
10 years ago at 9:34 pmI’m gonna fuck your girl in the ass
10 years ago at 9:47 pmKU as a whole, besides their basketball program, is awful
10 years ago at 5:50 pmKansas as a state is just awful.
10 years ago at 9:36 pmBACON! TELL YOUR ASSHAT COWORKERS TO STOP REPOSTING
10 years ago at 5:54 pmIt isn’t a repost you grundle twat
10 years ago at 7:04 pmI didnt say *this* article was a repost you dicknose. I asked Bacon to tell his co-workers to stop reposting. Big difference, kid. Pay attention to the details
10 years ago at 7:34 pmIf you paid attention to detail, you would’ve know that the only asshat that was reposting was the Intern while the rest of bacon’s coworkers were out of the office. Thank you and have a nice day.
10 years ago at 7:46 pmEither way, fuck the intern. And fuck these reposts
10 years ago at 9:15 pmYeah you have a nice day sdh266.
10 years ago at 9:16 pmWe mock our football players on how bad they are
10 years ago at 6:08 pmSome fans you guys are.
10 years ago at 9:37 pmI’d puke if I was a Kansas mascot too.
10 years ago at 7:49 pmI’m pretty sure that’s any mascot in general.
10 years ago at 12:11 amThem and University of Washington now share an 0-12 season as a P5 school. UW was still probably worse in 2008.
10 years ago at 8:02 pmThis wasn’t fun for either party… Sad.
10 years ago at 8:04 pmWait…Is it real of is it fake?
10 years ago at 8:24 pm