Former Miss USA Allegedly Broke Up With Tebow Because He Refused To Lose His Virginity
Has this ever happened before? We have to be witnesses to history in the making. If these reports are true, it appears as if even the pull of a former Miss USA wasn’t enough to make Tebow bury his boy in some muff.
According to the New York Daily Times, former Miss USA Olivia Culpo made the decision to break it off with Heaven’s Heisman because he straight up refused to give up the v-card.
From CBS Tampa Bay:
The New York Daily News reports former Miss USA Olivia Culpo broke up with Tebow because he wouldn’t have sex with her due to his abstinent lifestyle.
“She had to break up with him because she just couldn’t handle it,” a source told the Daily News. “He still hits her up, but she just can’t deal with the sex thing. He’s pretty adamant about it, I guess.”
The source said Tebow was in love with Culpo.
I’ll never fault someone for sticking by their religious beliefs. Timmy has more conviction that any man I know, but check out what he was turning down. She’s every cisgendered, straight male’s wet dream. She’s the type of girl that provided my right arm with significant muscle definition throughout high school (and college…).
I couldn’t wait. Not a chance in hell. Hell may be where I end up if we’re following Tebow’s logic, but man, I just don’t know. She is gorgeous, and she absolutely wanted that D. She literally broke up with him because she couldn’t get it. IS THAT NOT THE FUCKING DREAM? Has any man in history ever chosen to not three-pump chump a Miss USA who was begging for it? I’d bet my scrotum that Tebow is in no man’s land right now.
It’s an honorable decision. It really is. I just hope he doesn’t look back and realize what he missed. She’s a dime, and my productivity is about to die for the next half hour..
[via CBS Tampa Bay]
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His balls must be the size of Rhode Island by now. And I don’t mean that in the good way.
10 years ago at 11:05 amGive it another year and I think Connecticut will be a better comparison
10 years ago at 12:05 pmCould you imagine if he’s also one of this religious nuts who refuses to masturbate?
10 years ago at 12:02 amNever use the word “cisgendered” again. Fuck you, Bogey.
10 years ago at 11:07 amThat word should only be used by hoodlums.
10 years ago at 12:16 pmAnd fat ugly feminists
10 years ago at 12:59 pmWhat the fuck does that even mean?
10 years ago at 1:07 pmIt means to not use a condom
10 years ago at 4:52 pmNope.
10 years ago at 7:41 pmI should be belligerent to this act but I sadly have nothing but respect to mistah Tebow here.
10 years ago at 11:11 amno way I could hold out as long as Tebow, but I can’t help to respect the guy’s strength to overcome the things the go against his faith. #FuckISIS
10 years ago at 11:14 amNah she broke up with him so she could catch a ride on the Legend’s wee wee
10 years ago at 11:25 amOh god shut the fuck up
10 years ago at 11:45 amHuh huh huh. You said “wee wee.”
10 years ago at 11:54 amLooks like tebow got cut a second time
10 years ago at 11:28 amWay more than his second time
10 years ago at 12:08 pmGotta be bluer than Paul Bunyan’s ox.
10 years ago at 11:33 amIf it’s all an elaborate ploy to only get head, I respect that. If it’s actually his faith I respect that too.
10 years ago at 11:55 amElaborate ploys to get head. TFM
10 years ago at 12:27 pmThank god, some new content.
10 years ago at 12:00 pmTebow is the gayest straight guy ever on this planet.
10 years ago at 12:02 pmHe sounds gay on the SEC Gameday.
10 years ago at 1:18 pm