Watch This Penn State Student Destroy His Body By Attempting To Front Flip Onto Solid Concrete

Less than one week after being featured on “Why Your University Sucks,” Penn State shows us why they might not actually suck.

Our tipster tells us that the student “broke his eye socket, hip, cheekbone, and a few ribs,” but I’m a little hesitant. Sure, he ate it hard, but that hard? I’m not so sure. Either way, it’s an immaculate example of the beauty and grace possessed by America’s drunk fraternity members. Proud to be one.

Do you have any videos of you or your friends doing incredible drunk person things? If so, email them to me at Jared@totalfratmove.com

h/t Alyssa Marucci

      1. Fratty McFratFrat

        Yep, you’re still here and you’re still a Rushee mired deep in negative territory. How’s that workin’ out for ya? And anyone who says “dickhole” is obviously still in high school.

        10 years ago at 4:42 pm
  1. ThePatternIsFull

    I can really blame him…I’d jump off a stack of pallets too, if I was stuck in butt-fuck Pensilvania

    10 years ago at 11:35 am
  2. ChicksDigTexasFratLegends

    Watching people do dumb stuff? This guy probably isn’t even Greek. I’m looking to rush so at least I’m like fucking interested in the frat life while this Boner is probably sleeping with 2/10s. Hate all you want but I’m slaying hot chicks and hanging with future bros all the time, so I’m living the life before “the life” even starts for me. Fuck this guy though.

    10 years ago at 12:15 pm
      1. Brozoned

        Wow. You almost make ChicksDigTexasFratLegends not look like the biggest douche here with that comment.

        10 years ago at 12:26 pm