University Of Maryland Offering “Fat Studies” Class With “Fat Liberation Manifesto”

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As a guy that takes immense pride in his personal appearance and fitness, I find the obese to be utterly repulsive. These fat beasts should not only be shamed for their vile lifestyle, but caged like the carnival freak shows they are so the physically fit can pay admission and pelt the paunchy bastards with the greasy food they crave. There’s just no room for these porkers in an already overpopulated world. Seriously, they’re taking up too much damn space. On the sidewalk, at the grocery store, on society’s carbon footprint. Between them ripping ass from the digestive problems they’ve developed from eating too many fried cheese curds to the excess vehicle emissions they produce by weighing down both cars and planes, these doughy sacks of shit are literally killing us all.

That’s why the University of Maryland’s new “Introduction to Fat Studies” course has taken public acceptance too far.

The class will not treat these whales as eyesores or acknowledge that it is both medically and morally wrong to be overweight — gluttony is a sin in the eyes of “the Lord” — but instead will address “fatness” as “an aspect of human diversity, experience, and identity.”

From Campus Reform:

The field of Fat Studies, the syllabus claims, is “a field that is not concerned with the eradication of fatness, but with offering a sustained critique of anti-fat sentiment, discrimination, and policy.”

One assignment for the course requires students to read three articles with the tag “Fatshion” from xoJane.com, a website “where women go to be their unabashed selves.”

Another assignment requires students to “explore the National Association to Advance Fat Acceptance site.” The NAAFA, according to its website, aims to “provide fat people with the tools for self-empowerment through public education, advocacy, and support.”

Other reading material for the course includes an article titled “My wedding was perfect – and I was fat as hell the whole time,” and the “Fat Liberation Manifesto,” which labels diet books, diet foods, and diet doctors as “special enemies.”

How about providing these rotund sloths with the self-empowerment of a gym membership and a grilled meal for once? I refuse to let you accept you for who you are. Why should you be happy? I haven’t eaten a carb in three months. You think I’m happy? I’m miserable. But that’s not the point of life, you Hindenburg looking motherfuckers. It’s about self improvement, crippling insecurities, and never being satisfied with where you’re at. Then you die. That’s it. Stop trying to validate your existence and enjoying yourselves, fatties.

[via Campus Reform]

  1. House of Tards

    Your country being so rich that over a third of its population is overfed is… what’s that?… yeah, that’s frat as fuck.

    10 years ago at 4:11 pm
    1. dubyas

      Just Googled this — of course, it’s an online-only class. You can’t expect those fat fucks to actually walk to class. Now what’s the over/under on the professor’s # of chins?

      10 years ago at 6:42 pm
  2. R4PEandPILL4GE

    While I agree with the sentiment, this article is about as hypocritical as a rabbi writing a ten page essay defending hitler and graphically describing his hatred of jews.

    10 years ago at 4:14 pm
    1. Jared Borislow

      As much as I love to rip on Dan for being stupid, ignorant, worthless, illiterate, borderline mentally handicapped, self-absorbed… I forgot where I was going with this.

      10 years ago at 4:24 pm
      1. Jared Borislow

        Oh yeah, he is actually in incredible shape. He goes to the gym 2.5 hours a day. That’s longer than I’ve been in a gym total in my life.

        10 years ago at 4:25 pm
      2. R4PEandPILL4GE

        A couple weeks ago Dan wrote an entire article justifying why he didnt have visible abs. His face is also more bloated then an irishmen who just finished licking the salt off every french fry in a McDonalds. Dont get me wrong, Dan is easily one of my favorite writers on this site, but a little self awareness wouldnt kill him. Im not denying that he could probably put up some serious weight in the gym, but cmon, Dan has the body of shrek.

        10 years ago at 4:34 pm
      3. Being True

        Don’t forget a Bitch for dropping the why your fraternity sucks series.

        Seriously Dan, why’d you bitch out?

        10 years ago at 6:50 pm
      4. rangerdave

        Hey chief if your fraternity wasn’t listed in the first 25 editions, you should already know why your fraternity sucks

        10 years ago at 7:49 pm
      5. Larry_Sellers

        Plus, I’m guessing based on the “Being True” username that you’re an SAE, in which case Dan already roasted us and roasted us good.

        10 years ago at 9:45 pm
  3. Fratty McFratFrat

    And the Google Analytics for xoJane.com just showed a spike in traffic coming from TFM.com.

    10 years ago at 4:17 pm
  4. maroonandgold

    I am somebody who toes the line between dad-bod and fat, and I want to punch anybody in the face who wants society to accept people for being fat. That fried chicken is your fucking choice, just as that beer is mine. When you eat that delicious chicken, you accept any fucking consequence that comes from eating it.

    10 years ago at 4:21 pm
    1. CommonSenseUSA

      I can’t be held responsible for that $27.42/$8.09* 1am TacoBell/Mcdicks* run. I was drunk and the fast food industry took advantage of me.

      *All statistics provided above are courtesy of the credit card statement forcefully placed upon my face last thursday at dinner.

      10 years ago at 5:37 pm
    2. ZeteNJ

      The Left needs to make up their minds. Is obesity a serious epidemic to the point where government needs to regular our soda sizes, or is it beautiful and we’re all mysoginst bigots for thinking differently. This is why I’m not a Democrat, it’s contradictory. You have an absolute right to eat poison, never exercise, and balloon up to 200lbs at 5’4. But then don’t expect society to pretend you’re pretty.

      10 years ago at 7:09 pm
  5. Ticklemyfrock

    At least obese people won’t be as effective if they decide to go on a hunger strike

    10 years ago at 4:31 pm
  6. sdh266

    Bashing fat studies? A bit hypocritical coming from a hippo like Dan. Unvisible abs my ass

    10 years ago at 4:37 pm