Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 71
9 years ago

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adele
How original. No way she’s gotten that line yet. I suppose it’s better than a few years ago when people probably asked her about the necessary equipment for setting fire to the rain.
angelica
You learn something new every day.
april
He’s a gentleman and a scholar.
celeste
Romantic. V Romantic.
dakota
(He’s talking about her cooter)

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elle
YO IF A CHICK DON’T LET YOU TOUCH GUTS YOU LEAVE THAT BITCH LMFAO
gable
There’s about to be an interesting dynamic in this budding relationship.
gitel
You really can’t go wrong either way.
hannah
Leaving her speechless, but not numberless. TFM.
january
I agree, that’s a pretty A+ line.
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  3. FLICKyou

    7th one down, with the name Gable.

    Person A: Mentions his balls.

    Person B: Asks who’s their daddy.

    Person A: States person B is their daddy.

    Person B: Calls person A their son.

    My findings conclude that both person A and B are dudes. Fuck you for that.

    9 years ago at 8:09 am
    2. The Human Power Move

      yeah I come to this sight to escape the real world and our fucked up society

      9 years ago at 11:20 am