A BYU Basketball Player Sucker Punched A Utah Player During Their Rivalry Game And Then Told Him To Stay Down

When BYU plays Utah, their honor code is thrown out the window. Sure, it may not be “pious” to sock someone right in the face, but those blasphemous Utes are, by not attending BYU, essentially denouncing organized mormonism. Joseph Smith wouldn’t stand for that, and neither does Nick Emery. So, he decided to take God’s divine right into his own hands… literally.

Apparently he said some pretty mean things to Utah guard Brandon Taylor after he punched him, too.

I’ve gotta know — what constitutes “very foul” in Utah? I imagine it probably borders on “mildly pleasant” in Boston or New York terms. “Eat hardwood, dingbat!” and “Taste my fists, buddy!” are where my mind is drawn; not sure how accurate those may be.

Yeah, Utah won the game 83-75.

[via ESPN]

Image via ESPN

  1. dubyas

    At BYU…
    … punch someone in the head — ejection
    … knee someone in the balls — sit out the next game
    … drink a cup of coffee — EXPELLED! AND YOU’RE GOING STRAIGHT TO HELL!

    10 years ago at 12:54 pm
  2. Summer Pledge

    I heard what the foul language was: “Have you heard of our Lord and savior Jesus Christ?”

    10 years ago at 2:43 pm
  3. DrunkFood

    Well, he’s a 21 year old virgin. I’m sure he has plenty of pent up aggression.

    10 years ago at 8:12 pm