Clemson Creates Heisman Résumé For Quarterback Deshaun Watson
Clemson quarterback Deshaun Watson is already living the good life. He’s quarterbacking the number one team in the nation and reaping all the benefits that go with that responsibility on and off the field. Not surprisingly, the sophomore quarter is also a candidate for the Heisman, and Clemson is doing everything it can to get him the trophy.
The university tweeted out a legitimate looking résumé for Watson on Thursday to help swing on-the-fence Heisman voters.
To @HeismanTrophy voters: Attached please find Deshaun Watson’s resume. Portfolio link: https://t.co/u7GosuhM8m pic.twitter.com/OD9M9C2Zgm
— Clemson Football (@ClemsonFB) December 3, 2015
I too have “winning” and “being clutch” listed on my résumé. I have not received any calls back.
The résumé makes a strong case for Watson, although they could have saved space by leaving the pointless education part out. Also, no mention of Watson being named Player of the Year on Wednesday? Either they’ve been working on this résumé since Sunday and failed to update it or they felt that honor was less important than education. What a bunch of nerds.
To be fair, Watson has been a beast for the Tigers. By throwing for more than 3,200 yards, rushing for more than 750 and amassing 36 touchdowns combined, he’s definitely a strong candidate in anyone’s eyes. Alabama’s Derrick Henry is still going to win the Heisman, but sure, Clemson, I applaud the effort..
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He should change his name to something whiter if he hopes to get a call back.
10 years ago at 3:24 pm29 of the 55 Heisman trophy winners have been black, please take your ignorant racism somewhere else.
10 years ago at 6:45 pmHe’s definitely a sleeper in the competition. But I hope the dude from Army wins.
10 years ago at 3:24 pmKeenan Reynolds, and he plays for Navy
10 years ago at 3:29 pmTry hard^
10 years ago at 3:31 pm^ more so just not an idiot
10 years ago at 5:08 pmManti Te’o still deserves the Heisman #neverforget
10 years ago at 3:25 pmHeard his gf is a smoke.
10 years ago at 8:33 pmNobody loves you
10 years ago at 2:08 pmGoooo T1gers
10 years ago at 3:35 pmYeah, no.
10 years ago at 7:21 pmFuck you dubyas
10 years ago at 10:01 pmI’m in your head now, aren’t I?
10 years ago at 2:52 pmDon’t give yourself that much credit.
10 years ago at 6:39 pmYou’re obsessed with me. I like it.
10 years ago at 10:05 amI think I already got this one in the bag actually
10 years ago at 8:39 pm