“Ted tells the gang that he has invited a woman over under the pretense of checking out his antique camera collection, which Barney classifies as ‘bait’.” Stay unoriginal TFM.
Once she’s in your house or apt it’s game on. If you can’t get her into your room from there you’re probably refusing to accept the fact that you’re gay
My honey badger brought all the females upstairs. Although after he bit the first sorostitute in the face our risk manager said It was probably best that i ship the rambunctious little fella back to Africa.
I just show her my frock man.
9 years ago at 9:08 pmsounds pretty rapey
9 years ago at 9:20 pmThen “falling” into her vagina?
9 years ago at 9:21 pmI don’t fall, I dive in the pussy.
9 years ago at 9:37 pmI go for a swim in that puss
9 years ago at 12:49 amI <3 lina
9 years ago at 10:16 pmBut lina hates you
9 years ago at 12:41 amRape
9 years ago at 10:27 pmYou should be in jail.
9 years ago at 1:20 amHmm I wonder where I’ve heard that before……*cough* HIMYM *cough*
9 years ago at 11:29 pm“Ted tells the gang that he has invited a woman over under the pretense of checking out his antique camera collection, which Barney classifies as ‘bait’.” Stay unoriginal TFM.
9 years ago at 11:29 pmNo one watches that show except for you.
9 years ago at 2:10 amAnd the guy who made this post apparently but whatever you say buddy.
9 years ago at 2:49 pmDo you seriously fucking think HIMYM is original? That show is full of trite, overused jokes. Fuck you
9 years ago at 9:52 pmSimmer down guy its just a show
9 years ago at 11:01 amThe fucking communists at grandex changed my post, it originally just said “Steve Holt drink bleach.”
9 years ago at 1:39 amNot needing an excuse to get girls into your bedroom. RFM.
9 years ago at 11:40 pmReal frat moves involve settling down and making the toast of “To our sons having rich ass fathers and hot ass mothers.” a reality.
9 years ago at 12:32 amOnce she’s in your house or apt it’s game on. If you can’t get her into your room from there you’re probably refusing to accept the fact that you’re gay
9 years ago at 12:25 amIf you live in the fraternity house every female is “game on”? Okay bud
9 years ago at 9:51 pmDorn strategically has candy in his van to convince kids to check it out
9 years ago at 12:46 am
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9 years ago at 1:36 amMy honey badger brought all the females upstairs. Although after he bit the first sorostitute in the face our risk manager said It was probably best that i ship the rambunctious little fella back to Africa.
9 years ago at 7:11 am