Assuring university officials that the situation is "in good hands," when, in reality, the situation couldn't possibly be in worse hands. TFM.

  1. SlayingMoreThanYouDo

    This will get lapped a lot per usual (goals) but looking back at old wall posts, somewhere along the lines, they changed from first person to third person. I don’t know i kinda prefer the first person. Don’t believe me, check some of the older ones.

    Also, obligatory Slay line……*straightens tie*…..

    my hands would fo sho be the best to hadle this situation dawg.

    9 years ago at 10:57 pm
    1. AlotInsideAmySchumer

      Because saying the situation happened is safer than saying you made the situation happen. Ex. “Does anybody have any herpes medication? I’m asking for a friend”

      9 years ago at 7:42 am
      1. SlayingMoreThanYouDo

        Technically, we all are in anonymous accounts so I don’t think that would be an issue. I actually think the way you put that potential wall post is a lot funnier than this wall post. Mainly, these are just “scenarios” I find it funnier when I feel like the person is actually experiencing it. Anyone can talk, not many people can do. Just my two cents.

        9 years ago at 9:46 am
      2. FrayettevilleLegend

        No. He has to make a new account for that. Like Kegatron should. You can’t be a troll and then not be a troll. It just doesn’t work. I can’t be the AR guy then all of the sudden start making references to the Sudan. It just doesn’t make sense.

        9 years ago at 12:57 am
      3. SlayingMoreThanYouDo

        Yeah one day I’ll ditch the account but until that day, I slay more than you.

        9 years ago at 7:13 am
  2. MagicMushroomMessiahThatWillEatYourBrainsandStuff

    You pulled a real fast one on them!

    9 years ago at 1:48 am
  3. KegNation

    My penis is 2 inches erect no lie but I still fucked your mom because it is a TKNM (Total Keg Nation Move)

    9 years ago at 6:57 pm