NBA Legend Bill Walton on Live TV: “I majored in biology at UCLA. On sorority row.”
Basketball legend, drug enthusiast, and shameless broadcaster Bill Walton brought the aforementioned shamelessness hard today in the midst of working the St. Mary’s-Cal game for the Pac 12 Network. Apropos of God knows what — it’s not like Walton needs an excuse to say anything, and if he ever goes too far he can believably blame it away on a spontaneous acid flashback — Walton told his fellow broadcaster that, “I majored in biology at UCLA. On sorority row.”
Bill Walton: "I majored in biology at UCLA. On sorority row." https://t.co/z6ujHGBlsR @BarstoolBigCat
— Amazin Mets (@los_mets) December 12, 2015
I mean, it’s not like the man is lying. The guy was a star athlete at a state university in the 1970s. He probably had more thirsty sorority girls than a campus Starbucks.
Keep being you, Bill.
Bill Walton fell off the ugly tree and hit every god damn branch on his way down.
10 years ago at 6:10 pmHugh Hefner isn’t much to look at anymore either, but he is still a fucking legend.
10 years ago at 6:21 pmThere’s an ugly as sin soccer star who plays for Stoke City in the EPL. A reporter once asked him what he’d be if he wasn’t a pro athlete. He answers “a virgin.”
10 years ago at 7:54 pmHe ate the pussy
10 years ago at 6:32 pmUC Schools aren’t State Universities you pasty fuck. Go hide your alma maters safe space.
10 years ago at 6:39 pmI wish this comment section was a safe space from your aggressive retardation.
10 years ago at 6:46 pmOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BACON HITS EM WITH THE HEAT
10 years ago at 8:27 pmShouldn’t that be “Bacon hits ’em with the heated dildo at the homosexual orgy”?
10 years ago at 1:00 pmThis is on the fast track to the comment fails of the week.
10 years ago at 7:53 pmThis guy fucked
10 years ago at 6:46 pmMy mom
10 years ago at 3:24 amMCCOY!
10 years ago at 4:16 amYour sister.
10 years ago at 5:51 amMy sister is 12.
10 years ago at 10:10 amIf there’s grass on the field, play ball.
10 years ago at 10:26 amKeep her off the street.
10 years ago at 12:48 pmShe’s nearly a women in the Jewish religion. I think you’re good to go.
10 years ago at 7:56 pmshamelessly flaunting your promiscuity tfm
10 years ago at 6:51 pmProper capitalization and punctuation. RFM.
10 years ago at 8:08 pmMy dad went to school with this guy, apparently he was a total awkward creep.
10 years ago at 7:09 pmI bet your dad was the total awkward creep.
10 years ago at 7:17 pmYour pops probably got swirlies from Walton
10 years ago at 7:33 pmFuck your dad
10 years ago at 7:34 pmNever giving up. TFM…i guess.
10 years ago at 9:21 pmFuck your dad
10 years ago at 7:35 pmFuck your dad
10 years ago at 7:55 pmFor fucks sake..all three of your fathers, fuck them. Fuck them good, real good.
10 years ago at 8:03 pmFUCK YOUR DAD
10 years ago at 8:05 pmI like your style, guy.
10 years ago at 8:13 pmJesus all you people need to get a life!
10 years ago at 9:27 am100% chance Walton fucked your dads gf
10 years ago at 9:47 pmIf you listen to the guy commentate he’s actually a total fucking goofball.
10 years ago at 10:33 amWhich one?
10 years ago at 1:02 pmWouldn’t anatomy make more sense?
10 years ago at 8:40 pmMajoring in anatomy?
10 years ago at 11:26 pmPre-med
10 years ago at 12:49 pmI wish I did not want to fucking strangle this dude every time he announces a basketball game
10 years ago at 8:57 pmHis masters thesis was on the mating habits of Greek women.
10 years ago at 9:33 pmSpeaking from observational, not personal experience
10 years ago at 5:08 pmUCLA isn’t a state school..
10 years ago at 10:27 pmIt’s actually amazing to me that multiple people on this thread think that.
10 years ago at 10:46 pmIt’s like they have internet but no google.
10 years ago at 12:22 amIt’s like they have Google but no cerebral cortex.
10 years ago at 9:18 am