Drunk Driver Wrecks Car, Attempts To Hide Out In Nativity Scene
This time of year is all about spreading joy and cheer with family and friends. Most of us do so by indulging in one of God’s greatest gifts to man: alcohol. Subsequently, this time of year is also characterized by an increase in the number of drunk drivers on the road. One such motorist in the UK got festive as fuck when attempting to evade police after crashing his car.
After slamming into a metal barrier on the side of the road, this English driver decided he wasn’t going down without a fight. He probably thought about making a run for it, but knew he wouldn’t get very far. He then scanned the surrounding area for a place to hide. Looking left and looking right, he finally saw a suitable place to lay low for a while.
Though he attempted to conceal himself among the plastic people and animals around him, this drunk driver was unable to blend in with the Nativity scene in which he attempted to hide. The cops saw him almost immediately, largely due to the fact that he is a full-sized, living human being, not a plastic donkey or sheep. As you’d expect, he was apprehended and failed the breathalyzer test.
Honestly, I think the breathalyzer was really just a technicality. I mean, if you think a Nativity scene is a suitable spot to hide out and evade capture, you’re definitely way too drunk to be driving.
After the incident, the guy was roasted on Twitter by people on this side of the Atlantic and the other, because it’s 2015 and that’s what we do now.
From The Star:
“Gold” star to my @NYorksRPG colleagues as one ‘myrrh’ drink driver with no (frankin) ‘cense’ is taken off the road”
More puns followed swiftly:
“@NYorksRPG @andyp05 God arrest ye merry gentlemen” and “Suggest you charge him with Mangerous Driving.”
As well as less-than-flattering comparisons to the drunk driver’s inanimate companions in the Nativity scene, “@NYorksRPG obviously not one of the wise men”
Stay safe out there, guys..
[via The Star]
Image via YouTube
I guess he’s not a real wise man
10 years ago at 2:56 pmLOL HOLY HUMOR
10 years ago at 9:11 pmFigured he had a baby dick, hides out with three “wise men” while lying down on his back… Sweet baby Jesus !
10 years ago at 3:04 pmYou remind me of Kobe this year. So much effort, but so little success
10 years ago at 3:20 pmYou miss every shot you don’t take , and I’m sure you know that first hand champ. As long as I’m that guy that hits the game winner regardless of my shit percentage I can live with that.
10 years ago at 1:55 amHey it worked in Home Alone
10 years ago at 3:05 pmThat’s odd. It worked like a charm for Kevin McCallister on the run from two wily bandits.
10 years ago at 3:05 pmThat “Jesus Take the Wheel” song was all I could think of while reading this.
10 years ago at 3:08 pmLetting Jesus take the wheel
10 years ago at 3:09 pmBe safe these holidays boys. Be careful getting behind the wheel and watch out for your buddies too.
10 years ago at 3:09 pmLooks like he was visited by one too many Christmas spirits.
10 years ago at 5:28 pmThey spotted him because there was already one ass in the scene.
10 years ago at 6:31 pmRequired Drunk Driving NF comment.
10 years ago at 7:07 pm