Dan Bilzerian Takes Wounded Vets On Yacht With Scores Of Half-Naked Babes

Say what you will about the polarizing billionaire playboy/ big tits, guns, and cars enthusiast/ poker player Dan Bilzerian, but this was a pretty cool thing to do for our wounded veterans. Danny B took some of them out on his yacht, which was loaded with beer and snacks and sexy ladies.

I think it’s about time we rethink how we give back to the men who have sacrificed themselves for our country. Taking wounded warriors kayaking or sky-diving or rock climbing is all well and good and it makes morning talk show viewers happy. But honestly, what would you rather have after spending years in a crumbling desert city where everyone’s trying to kill you, then several more years in a hospital? A brand-new shiny plastic kayak? Or a used shiny plastic hooker? Scratch that. THREE used shiny plastic hookers — all at the same time?

  1. Tailhook

    I think we can let the Bilzerian dick ducking slide here for this one. Good man.

    10 years ago at 4:04 pm
  2. CommonSenseUSA

    Guy on the right definitely asked those girls what else he could do for their Cuntry

    10 years ago at 4:11 pm
  3. Booze_Hound

    I’d have a lot more respect for Dan if he got out of the picture, and let the wounded vets hang with the girls. Instead he’s paying them to cozy up with him, and using vets as a PR stunt. Putting yourself before the vets? NF.

    10 years ago at 4:24 pm
  4. ASUFratDevil

    The girl in the black with a big ass is a DG at ASU and showed up at one of my pregames and I had a rock solid boner the whole time

    10 years ago at 4:38 pm
    1. CoconutHead

      Yeah dude I took claim to this shitty account name already. Get the fuck out.

      10 years ago at 8:55 pm
  5. KingOf4s

    I’m pretty sure dans a vet too?? Idk, maybe I’m wrong, but don’t really care enough to to fact check but love that he did this

    10 years ago at 11:10 am