Guy Absurdly Cleared Of Rape Charges After Claiming He Accidentally Fell Into Victim’s Vagina
So this is a crazy story and I’m not sure how it’s not bigger than it currently is. Here’s the scoop: Last August, an 18-year-old girl and her 24-year-old friend met up with Ehsan Abdulaziz, a Saudi millionaire, at an exclusive nightclub in London. Abdulaziz offered them bottle service at his very expensive VIP table (around $1500 a night) which then led to him offering them a ride home in his Aston Martin. They obliged and ended up going back to his apartment.
Once inside the apartment, they drank vodka before Eshan and the 24-year-old went into a room to have sex. When he came out, the 18-year-old was asleep. The girl awoke to find him on top of her, kissing her, with his penis inside of her. However, after deliberation by a jury, they found him not guilty of rape because he claimed that he accidentally penetrated her.
From Mirror:
He had already had sex with her 24-year-old friend and said his penis might have been poking out of his underwear after that sexual encounter when he tripped on the 18-year-old
That is 100% rape. It’s as clear as it gets. How this guy got off is mind boggling. Like is that even physically possible? Especially if this guy is beved up. The logistics of straight up falling into vagina is damn near impossible.
What’s even more shocking is how long it took the jury to decide he was not guilty.
The jury acquitted Abdulaziz of one count of rape after just 30 minutes of deliberations.
And you thought our courts system was fucked up..
[via Mirror]
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Saudis. NF
10 years ago at 10:29 amFuck this guy
10 years ago at 10:36 amIf you’re not careful, he’ll fuck you. whether you like it or not.
10 years ago at 10:55 amBut it’ll be an accident. So it doesn’t count in his book.
10 years ago at 11:01 amNot just his, the criminal court of the UK also apparently.
10 years ago at 11:25 amCreighton frat star?
10 years ago at 11:53 amDo you think he’s friends with Bill Cosby?
10 years ago at 2:04 pmI want his lawyer!! He was probably like “Damn near impossible…. But is it impossible?”
10 years ago at 10:42 amJohnny Cochran Jr. must’ve been on the case
10 years ago at 11:01 amRiding your father’s coat tails. TFM.
10 years ago at 10:27 pmThank God this didn’t involve Greek life. There would be an outrage nationwide if this happened in the states.
10 years ago at 10:48 amI mean, as it should…It’s pretty bad.
10 years ago at 12:42 amHow in the fuck?
10 years ago at 10:51 amJust feel the need to say that this is not normal in Britain
10 years ago at 10:52 amDid you even read the article?
10 years ago at 10:56 am“And you thought our court system was fucked up” referring to the court system in the UK. Yes I did read the article. Did you?
10 years ago at 11:02 amWhere are the PC dipshits on this one?
10 years ago at 10:53 amThey would have their heads chopped off in Saudi Arabia.
10 years ago at 11:02 amIf only we could do that here.
10 years ago at 11:03 amSaidis are marginalized or something, and I don’t know how to libullshit this one.
10 years ago at 11:48 amFuck the UK
10 years ago at 10:54 amThat must have been the Grand Canyon of vaginas.
10 years ago at 10:56 amOr he has a tiny weewee.
10 years ago at 1:57 pmWell, he being a Saudi millionaire obviously bribed a few camel jockeys. I don’t see how people are shocked.
10 years ago at 10:58 amSaid it happened in London, slick. Not many camels to jockey in that climate.
10 years ago at 11:59 amYou’d be surprised, slick
10 years ago at 8:13 pm