Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 73

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alina
Gotta make some room in your body for all that blow!
allison
He’s all in on ass eating. #BUTTSTUFF2015
claire
Wasting no time. TFM.
emma
Wish we had a timestamp on this one. Would give us a better idea of this guy’s lifestyle.
kady
🙁
brianna
I don’t think she’d be cool with that unless the whole Charlie thing occurred after the night with her.
claire2
I can’t imagine that would go much worse than this.
gabby
C’mon, Gabby. Respect the “ma.”
lakyn
THERE ARE STILL TWO WEEKS LEFT, DUDE. DON’T GET AHEAD OF YOURSELF. #BUTTSTUFF2015
maddie
This is either going to go very well for him or very poorly.
    1. ThomasMuthafuckinJefferson

      I guarantee that her parents live in Oregon and suffer from frequent acid flashbacks.

      9 years ago at 8:24 am
      1. SteveHoltOnDrugs

        Dalyn was the guy. Which is really really sad. He has zero chance in life.

        9 years ago at 9:03 am
      2. Henry_Eighth

        It’s a popular male name in the African-American community. Check your privilege, you racist dickhead.

        9 years ago at 9:30 am
  1. Karl Karlson

    I’m a nice guy but would gladly take a baseball bat to Dalyn’s skull. What a Minkus.

    9 years ago at 8:09 am
      1. Larry_Sellers

        Thanks for answering the call of duty. Let’s hope this goes somewhere at least mediocre.

        9 years ago at 10:34 am
      2. Lenny Leonard

        Karl and I know everything about mediocre. I mean just last Saturday we spent hours picking up garbage and half of those bottles weren’t even mine.

        9 years ago at 10:57 am
  2. JosephBluePulaski

    Hannah is a fucking prude… that snail line was clever and charming.

    9 years ago at 8:32 am