Donald Trump Accidentally(?) Implied That Obama Banged Hillary Clinton In 2008
At a campaign stop in Grand Rapids, Michigan last night, Donald Trump, amongst a sea of boos, expressed some major discontent with Hillary Clinton. Along with berating her for her bathroom break at Saturday’s Democratic debate, Trump even went so far as to insult Clinton’s surprise come-from-behind loss to Barack Obama in the 2008 primary. How’d Don insult Hillary, you ask? By saying that Barack Obama “schlonged” her back in ’08.
From CNN:
Grand Rapids, Michigan (CNN)Donald Trump attacked Hillary Clinton in vulgar terms Monday night, saying that her bathroom break during the last Democratic debate was just too “disgusting” to talk about and then stating she “got schlonged” by Barack Obama in the 2008 presidential race.
“Even a race to Obama, she was gonna beat Obama. I don’t know who would be worse, I don’t know, how could it be worse? But she was going to beat — she was favored to win — and she got schlonged, she lost, I mean she lost,” Trump said, using a vulgar Yiddish word for a man’s penis.
Here’s the video.
My gut tells me that Trump meant “schlonged” as in “destroyed,” “whomped,” or “annihilated,” because I assume he doesn’t know any Yiddish. The funny thing about Donald Trump, though, is that there is an equally likely chance that this was a calculated move. Everybody knows that there is a zero percent chance Trump knows any Yiddish, so if he uses Yiddish slang for “penis” to imply that Barry O gave Hillary the hog back in ’08, he knows he can probably chalk it up to his well-documented ignorance and get away with it.
If you think about it, isn’t that the kind of leader this country needs? One who uses his shortcomings to his advantage? That’s American ingenuity right there.
Just kidding. Trump blows. I’m all in on Howard Dean in 2016. BYEAHHH!!!.
Image via YouTube
Was this a cut and paste from the liberals over at the Chive?
10 years ago at 10:04 am#CantStumpTheTrump
10 years ago at 10:06 am#Cantstopthehump of Hillary
10 years ago at 10:46 amDude this is like your tenth account on here, just leave you Canadian fuck
10 years ago at 11:30 amYou really think that this is the original keg_atron? You are sadly mistaken. I just thought if keg_atron 69 left, who’s going to be TFM’s commenter scapegoat? WOULD IT BE YOU OOZMA KAPPA?
10 years ago at 12:25 pmI’m disappointed in you for this helmet stickers quality of an article Jared.
10 years ago at 10:07 amHad to do a double take to make sure I wasn’t reading a Steve Holt article.
10 years ago at 10:35 amCoincidence?
10 years ago at 10:55 amSchlonging Hilary Clinton #TBillClintonM
10 years ago at 10:17 amBill isn’t knocking that old hag down. Bill is out getting some young, prime ass.
10 years ago at 10:26 amSteve Holt 2016
10 years ago at 10:25 amFire Steve Holt 2016
10 years ago at 10:29 amGetting schlonged. TAEPiM.
10 years ago at 10:35 amTGayEPiM
10 years ago at 12:26 pmHahahhahahahahhahaha GayEPi
10 years ago at 12:20 amForum topic: Who actually believes Trump will make a good president? Or are you just hopping on the bandwagon?
10 years ago at 10:43 amI personally think he’s an idiot. But at the same time I’m fed up with all this PC bullshit this country is perpetuating. I also know the president doesn’t actually have that much power. So I really don’t care this time around. As long as a democrat doesn’t win.
10 years ago at 10:47 amThe president, as the head of the most powerful country in the free world, does however heavily influence how other people in the world look at us. If trump wins we could see a giant spike in those “lone wolf” terrorist acts that we all dread so much. Also a loss of willingness of other countries to work with us
10 years ago at 11:08 amWhile I do agree with your first point, other countries don’t work with us because of our president. They work with us because we are more powerful than they are. I just don’t think it really matters who is president except for how they abuse veto power. Obama basically said if I don’t like it I’m not signing it into law, even if congress overwhelmingly wanted it. I don’t see Trump doing that. At least not to good laws.
10 years ago at 11:18 amThat’s exactly what Trump would do.
10 years ago at 11:34 amIf we all carry 9mm what is there to worry about?
10 years ago at 7:37 pmSaying something is too “disgusting” to talk about, yet still talking about it. TFM
10 years ago at 11:27 amTrump is only running to help clinton win the election. No i am not a liberal. Yes i know it is just a theory, but highly possible.
10 years ago at 12:25 pmThe guy’s from Queens. There’s a 0% chance he doesn’t know at least schlong, most of the NYC area knows at least a little Yiddish
10 years ago at 12:26 pm