Instagram Babe Of The Day: Elizabeth From University Of Central Florida

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Meet Elizabeth, from UCF.

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    1. Back In My Days

      If we were stranded on an island and there were stingrays in the vicinity I would try to convince her that peeing on her is a precautionary measure to being stung. Then after she got stung, I’d pee on her again. That’s a scenario, guy.

      9 years ago at 10:16 am
  1. Fratrimus

    I’d eat a hand full of broken glass to listen to her fart over a pay phone.

    9 years ago at 9:14 am
      1. Caressmedown

        If it’s only that decent on Instagram it’s gotta be marginally worse in real life. Could use work but still would never get the chance to suggest it.

        9 years ago at 2:28 pm
  2. Bbn_Cats

    Dan… After the first pic, I wasn’t expecting what would ensue… I should know that I should never doubt you. God bless and Merry Christmas.

    9 years ago at 9:23 am
    1. JosephBluePulaski

      The fact that you actually believe she goes to UCF, or any college at that, is mind blowing.

      9 years ago at 9:54 am
  3. Frabst

    What are the odds that her snatch tastes like garlic sauce? I want to dip a slice of pizza in it for further analysis.

    9 years ago at 9:30 am
    1. Back In My Days

      After a few dips there’s a real possibility she’ll produce some creamy blue cheese.

      9 years ago at 9:53 am
    1. Lenny Leonard

      Security would throw you out, Carl. You must have drank a lot to forget the spelling of your own name.

      9 years ago at 10:00 am
      1. Karl Karlson

        Or a nod to my African-Icelandic-American origins (episode 529)
        Or yeah, the drinking.

        9 years ago at 10:25 am
      2. Lenny Leonard

        Touche. But in my eyes you always be Carl, Karl. Hey, want to go throw cheese puffs at that incompetent fat ass?

        9 years ago at 10:35 am