Video Has Surfaced Of Dez Bryant Racing OSU’s Horse Bullet To Remind You That Your Athletic Genes Suck
Dez Bryant is an athletic freak. When he’s got a good QB throwing him the ball, he’s one of the best receivers in the game. When he’s got Weeden, Cassel, or Kellen Moore tossing him the pigskin, then he just mentally checks out. However, no matter how you slice it, the dude can play some football.
Now some footage from his college days at Oklahoma State have surfaced of him racing Bullet, the Oklahoma State horse.
Gotta say that is pretty impressive that he kept it close and only lost by a few yards.
However, knowing Dez, he couldn’t stand losing to a horse. He probably was so pissed that he just lost to something that isn’t a human (despite not knowing it’s much faster than him) that he demanded a rematch, only with a little head start.
Just a subtle reminder that Dez is a thoroughbred that races for high stakes and you’re a miniature pony that parents rent for their kids’ birthday parties..
But did Dez catch the horse?
10 years ago at 11:34 amHe would have beat a white horse
10 years ago at 11:36 amWho would be the dark horse in this race?
10 years ago at 3:22 pmYour mother
10 years ago at 6:50 pmThe guy laughing in the video definitely has a extra 21st chromosome.
10 years ago at 11:38 amThat was probably the most annoying laugh I have ever heard in my whole life.
10 years ago at 11:41 amSorry guys that was my laugh at the end of the video.
10 years ago at 11:42 amShoot yourself in the head with a large caliber bullet.
10 years ago at 1:43 pm45 acp will do.
10 years ago at 10:19 pmMan, black athleticism mixed with white privilege would be the ultimate dream.
10 years ago at 11:47 amSammy Sosa tried. He turned white, but people still see him as black, so no privilege.
10 years ago at 11:51 amSo Stephen Curry?
10 years ago at 12:04 pmSlow af
10 years ago at 12:09 pmMasta’ still caught him
10 years ago at 12:37 pmWhat a laugh my god
10 years ago at 4:45 pmDemanding a rematch immediately after you lose. TFM
10 years ago at 10:51 pm