Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 74
9 years ago

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alana
#BUTTSTUFF2015
asura
The best compliment you can get. #NAMEGAGS2015
brady
He’s ready for commitment, Brady. That’s rare. Lock him down.
carson
#NAMEGAGS2015
cortni
I can’t imagine this one didn’t get this guy laid.

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devyn
Sounds like every relationship ever.
harriet
He’ll be her tub man. Get it? Like they’re going to take a nice, bubbly, romantic bath together??? Haha. Ha. God I’m terrible.
jamie
Don’t think that hashtag’s gonna be trending any time soon.
katie
#CHRISTMASSTUFF2015
leah
He’s in luck: I’m pretty sure it is.
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      2. DornFromMajorLeague

        I wanna many a backyard championship in my youth thanks to that kid, so you watch your god damn mouth.

        9 years ago at 10:29 pm
    2. House Meathead

      I’d like to think he was hoping for a response along the lined of: “I don’t know my father”, or “my father left me when I was a child” etc.

      9 years ago at 9:45 am
      2. Vinny the gooch

        If it weren’t for thousands of American preteens you’d be playing Mexican ball with Kenny Powers, guy.

        9 years ago at 6:37 pm
      3. pablofuckingsanchez

        Gooch, go back to your chair. I’m about to hit one into the other neighborhoods playground.

        9 years ago at 8:30 pm
  3. AndrewsMomsAss

    Actually, “embouchure” is the position and use of the lips, tongue, and teeth in playing a wind instrument, so unless this act involves flatulence I’m not sure it applies here.

    9 years ago at 9:16 am
    1. TotalHogMove

      Shut you fucking mouth you bitch. You look like you’re a 12 year old mouthy ass bitch belieber. This is the single greatest column TFM has right now.

      9 years ago at 9:45 am
      1. Scrods_McGee69

        I want to see more emu masterbation videos and less genuinely funny content. That’ll boost site views.

        9 years ago at 10:13 am
      4. ThomasMuthafuckinJefferson

        Are you the intern? Because you seem to have forgotten fail Friday

        9 years ago at 9:23 pm
    2. Why Your Comment Sucks

      As I have reason to believe that you are in fact “keg_atron69”, I’m just going to leave it at that. That is why your comment sucks.

      9 years ago at 7:25 pm
  8. ForeverThePledge

    Alright, I’ll just ask this now, will there be a fail Friday tomorrow? I don’t like being disappointed on Christmas

    9 years ago at 9:43 am
    1. Rock out with my frock out

      maybe our Christmas gift from the tfm staff will be the 2 fail Fridays they owe us

      9 years ago at 9:51 am
      1. Scrods_McGee69

        Wouldn’t they really owe us 3? Tomorrows, the one last month, and the one over the summer?

        9 years ago at 10:11 am
  9. The_Names_Doug_Dimmadome

    Skrate and Splendid are two of the worst names I have ever witnessed.

    9 years ago at 9:48 am