Woman Stars In Porno To Afford Better Christmas Gifts For Her Son
A woman in the U.K. starred in porno flicks throughout the year to make sure Christmas was extra special for her five-year-old son. She decided to take one several for the fam after her son complained the other kids at school received far better presents.
From Metro:
Megan Clara, 20, says she was gutted last year when her son Ashton, five, complained that he didn’t receive the same expensive presents as his mates.
The single mum, who survived on £80 a week, bought him an Etch A Sketch, cuddly toys and new clothes.
But after seeing his disappointed face, she vowed to make Christmas 2015 one to remember – and has spent the year making adult films, earning £500 a scene, to give her family a five-star festive celebration.
Megan, from Portsmouth, Hampshire, said: ‘Last Christmas I could barely scrape any money together, it was really tough and I couldn’t help but worry Ashton was going to be left out and disappointed.
‘My son has always been high maintenance and never seemed happy with the Christmas presents I could afford.
‘He has always wanted what his friends had but I didn’t have the spare cash for expensive toys.’
Megan has spent almost £1500 on her son this Christmas, compared to the £100 spent last year.
She was “gutted” last year? I saw one of the videos (strictly for research purposes) and she got gutted this year, too.
Here are the presents she was able to afford with the extra porn funds.
Bike – £200
Buzz and Woody action figures – £100
Clothes – £100
Converse – £25
Lego sets – £250
Toys – £300 (cars, superheroes, games)
Room decorations – £300
Chocolate and sweets – £20
Playing with a woody so her kid can do the same. That’s touching stuff right there. And I know, I know. “Female empowerment” and “She can do what she wants with HER body” and all that. But I hardly feel like it was worth it. You gotta be thinking long term. The kid’s going to grow out of those toys in a few years, but what happens on the internet lasts forever. Poor little bugger will wish she just bought him socks for Christmas when he gets older and his high school buddies find out his dear old mum got railed out on camera.
I can’t directly post the link to the video I saw. If I did, I’d be fired, then I too would be forced to do porn for money, except the only roles I’d get would be the weird humiliation kind where I sit in a chair with my dick out and a bunch of naked chicks laugh at me. But I will tell you this: It’s titled “FAKETAXI CHUNKY BLONDE WITH BIG TITS AND BIG ARSE,” and it’s pretty dope. She’s nowhere near as hot as the Shutterstock model above, but she’s still pretty hot. “Chunky” isn’t the right word. I’d go with “thick.” Anyway, Merry Christmas, ya pervs..
[via Metro]
Image via Shutterstock

Chances are high that kid cleans his cucumber to his mom.
10 years ago at 11:25 amNot unless you’re talking about it the other way around and you replace his mom with Dorn.
10 years ago at 12:05 pmFor starters, that kid is around 5 years old so he would not be polishing the sword at that young of age. Also, wanking off to family members is a practice that is very much looked down upon by other members of the community.
10 years ago at 7:22 pmIncluding the title for research purposes was a nice touch Boosh. Merry Christmas ya filthy animal.
10 years ago at 11:35 amIt was probably my a fake story and now he made us all masterbate to a fat chick. Well played.
10 years ago at 2:21 amFuck the no edit option
10 years ago at 2:22 amHi-diddly-ho Karl!
10 years ago at 9:00 amThe volume of Simpsons characters on this site makes me happy and confirms that animation is FaF.
10 years ago at 10:17 amKarl, you still owe me 23 dollars. That stripper was really angry.
10 years ago at 6:53 pmI’m pretty convinced you are all the same person at this point.
10 years ago at 11:10 pmApparently not, they’re all from 3 different states
10 years ago at 12:46 pmThree states that all contain a “Springfield” C’mon man, THINK!
10 years ago at 7:52 pmI hope to see you both in church tomorrow.
10 years ago at 10:31 amI’d watch to give this kid a good Christmas. It’s always for the kids.
10 years ago at 11:38 amThat’s what Dorn says.
10 years ago at 6:40 pmTotalLeBronMove TLBM
10 years ago at 8:49 pmSomething a little twisted about her getting rammed and thinking “This is for my son.” I get paying for college or just for your own luxury, but taking Santa’s sack so your kid doesn’t bitch about shitty presents…
10 years ago at 11:41 amSounds more like she should teach her son to appreciate what he has.
10 years ago at 3:11 pmSo are we talking athletic-thick, or WorldStar ghetto trash-thick?
10 years ago at 11:59 amI just looked it up. Trash, very trash.
10 years ago at 12:10 pmThanks for taking one for the team.
10 years ago at 12:12 pmHer son is five. She is twenty. Something tells me she wasn’t just in it for the presents.
10 years ago at 12:01 pmThanks for not allowing us to skim past the fact that she got knocked up at 15.
10 years ago at 3:40 pmProbably 14, if you factor those special 9 months in.
10 years ago at 4:04 pmDid some research, she definitely looks like the type of girl that would want to have kids before high school graduation
10 years ago at 2:16 pmThey weren’t joking about the “huge tits” thing. Surprised those things don’t have moons orbiting them
10 years ago at 12:08 pmLike a couple of ladles full of pancake batter
10 years ago at 9:11 amgirl in photo is unrelated, Shes BBW.
10 years ago at 1:16 pmLet’s stick to non-PC here. She’s not BBW. She’s fat.
10 years ago at 1:23 pmAww so sweet
10 years ago at 1:25 pmAre you telling me those taxi videos are staged?
10 years ago at 1:26 pmWait, there aren’t young MILFs in my area who want to fuck?
10 years ago at 6:05 pmHold on Ron Jeremy can’t grow my dick 5 inches?
10 years ago at 10:27 pm