Scientist Puts In Hard Work To Discover The Best Time Of Day To Get Laid

Whether it’s bright and early or 3 a.m., your readiness for sex shows no bias. But what if I were to tell you that scientists have found the perfect time of day for you to make sex? Is that something you might be interested in?
After putting in the hard research, a hormone expert by the name of Alisa Vitti claims that 3 p.m. is the optimal time to get in each other’s pants.
From Daily Mail:
In the afternoon, women have high levels of the hormone cortisol, which helps alertness, and are at their most energetic.
Around the same time, men have elevated levels of oestrogen, making them ‘more emotionally present’ during sex
What does emotionally present mean? That I am actually caring about the effort I am putting in? Putting her needs above mine? In that case, I’ll be sticking to the whenever I feel like it gameplan.
However, this 3 p.m. time could make for a good excuse to skip that afternoon class you loathe going to.
“Sorry, prof. Can’t make class today because I’m about to go have some bomb sex. It’s science.”
Maybe Ron Burgundy was on to something when he was singing “Afternoon Delight.”.
[via Daily Mail]
Damn fail Friday is hilarious
10 years ago at 10:12 am“Whenever I feel like it gameplan”. TFM
10 years ago at 10:15 amWhen you have sex as rarely as I do, you don’t get picky about what time of the day it happens.
10 years ago at 10:16 amFuck you Frank
10 years ago at 10:19 amAnd here I thought Mia Farrow would’ve put out more.
10 years ago at 10:29 amDid I really make a Frank Sinatra/Mia Farrow reference? Talk about topical humor.
10 years ago at 10:30 amOld school references. TFM.
10 years ago at 10:33 amMia? That tramp was a great third wife until she went all “Rosemary’s Baby” on me there in the end.
10 years ago at 10:45 amI don’t need some clock or sciency porker telling me when to have sex, I have a contract for that.
10 years ago at 10:19 amHA! I don’t need that either to bang your Mother, Trebek!
10 years ago at 2:18 pmHell I’d settle for being physically present during sex…
10 years ago at 10:33 amRon Burgundy prefers afternoon delight because that’s when Baxter’s gone at choir practice.
10 years ago at 10:37 amThere is never a bad time of the day to get laid Harrison. You should know that.
10 years ago at 10:44 amDoes that mean i wont be disappointing at 3 pm?
10 years ago at 11:34 amThis explains why I always cry during my 3 o’clock jerk sesh.
10 years ago at 11:48 amMy mottos always been when it’s right it’s right, why wait until the middle of a cold dark night?
10 years ago at 11:58 am