WVU Phi Sig’s Holiday Party Was Essentially A Softcore Porno

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How about West Virginia Phi Sig dropping their Halloween video a few days after Christmas? Love it. As a guy who told his chapter he’d make a rush video for more than three years but just “never got around to it,” I respect the hell out of this guy actually sitting his ass down in front of editing software over the holiday break and knocking out something of this quality.

Yes, we’re about to turn over the calendar into the new year — where cobwebs and gravestone decorations should occupy no real estate in our brains for another ten months — but you simply can’t put a timestamp on a video chock-full of scantily clad, boner-inducing women making out with one another. I just wouldn’t be doing my job if I passed up on sharing the recap footage with everyone because it’s “untimely.” Get over the mental seasonal hurdle and enjoy.

  1. TheHangoverCure

    Tried telling my fraternity a few years back, “bitches love raves”, it’s just a proven fact. But instead we decided to pay $3,000 for a garage caliber cover band… After doing the math, we essentially paid over $200 per girl to come, drink our alcohol, and then leave for a better party where they could actually shake their tail feathers at.

    10 years ago at 1:22 pm
      1. TheHangoverCure

        It was just frustrating how square the fraternity got. Once I reached 21 I didn’t come around anymore. I had a much better time at the bar scene in Buckhead.

        10 years ago at 1:32 pm
      1. TheHangoverCure

        I really think so. It was beyond embarressing. It got to the point to where you couldn’t even invite girls over to the house anymore. I had to start taking girls out on dates. (and I meant to hit reply, sorry for the lap)

        10 years ago at 2:54 pm
  2. Frattmobile

    Million dollar mansion. Middle school $100 Numark Wal-Mart mixer. Jesus man have some self respect.

    10 years ago at 4:59 pm