Dallas Hospital And Texas Rangers Team Up To Troll Nick Saban At Cotton Bowl Event, He Wasn’t Pleased
While the Crimson Tide are practicing at my high school alma mater (Saban wouldn’t stand a chance against the Mike Fuller-led air-raid offense), they are also taking in all the fun sights and sounds that Dallas has to offer. That means doing all sorts of events one normally wouldn’t do on a trip to Dallas, like singing to children.
The world-renowned Children’s Medical Center and members of the Texas Rangers teamed up to put Nick in an awkward situation. Derek Holland and co. challenged the Bama players and Saban to sing “A Whole New World” from the movie Aladdin.
This face right here says it all.
“You’re all dead to me.” That is exactly what The Nicktator is saying in his head. Here he is at an event, wearing pink bunny headphones singing Disney songs, when he really wants to be balls deep in some Connor Cook game film. A pissed off Saban is not good for anyone. Godspeed, Michigan State..
[via AL.com]
After singing, Saban then walked around the hospital selecting which children to sacrifice before the bowl game.
10 years ago at 12:51 pmThis is absolute trash.
10 years ago at 12:53 pmSaban should stick to his strong suit. Hazing everyone in college football.
10 years ago at 12:56 pmWhat do Nick Saban and midgets have in common? Everything.
10 years ago at 1:42 pmSaban is how Satan spells his name when he’s trying to trick us.
10 years ago at 3:32 pm“Saban vs Dantonio features a match up of the two best scowls in college football. Saban uses a mere .4 muscles to achieve his trademark look, which is a whopping 1/1100th of the amount Lane Kiffin used while fucking Nick’s daughter” – that SportScience goober, probably.
10 years ago at 1:49 pmI was going to bitch about the lack of a fail Friday, but this article has quenched my thirst for utter failure.
10 years ago at 2:51 pmSabans a good couch but he’s also got to be the biggest buzz kill of all time
10 years ago at 9:53 am