Tennessee Wide Receiver Brings Kappa Delta Arm Candy To SEC Girlfriend War, Destroys Competition
Ever since we posted about the girlfriend of Jake Ganus, my inbox has been flooded with tips about Tennessee’s Josh Smith and his girlfriend. Not sure why I’m the go-to guy for stuff like this, but I’m honored. Anyway, as a result of the email onslaught, I did some digging.
Turns out you kids are right. Breanna Dodd, who happens to be a Kappa Delta at Tennessee, is the girl in question dating Josh Smith, and she is a diiiiiiime. It’s really no question as to who the favorite in the SEC girlfriend war is now — it’s Breanna. The brown-eyed, blonde hair combo just does something for me. Oh, and she has way more bikini pics than Ganus’ girl, which helps.
Every other SEC football girlfriend needs to step aside, because we have a new leader in the clubhouse, and she’s about 5 strokes ahead..
It’s nice to finally see a girl who doesn’t need to be surgically enhanced in any way
10 years ago at 8:04 amI’m just about finished in 5 strokes while looking at her
10 years ago at 8:08 amyou made it to 5?
10 years ago at 11:07 amI wish we had hot girls in teh acc so i culd stop catching teh aids from ogres in my bottom tier frat dorms
10 years ago at 8:28 amCool
10 years ago at 8:33 amKill yourself
10 years ago at 9:17 amFSU was in the ACC last time I checked.
10 years ago at 12:20 pmAnd Josh Smith takes the early upper hand. This will be a long, brutal war so we will have to see how long he will be able to hold off his foes.
10 years ago at 8:30 amShe’d be a 7.5724 at either Arizona school
10 years ago at 8:33 amThe fuck she wouldn’t.
10 years ago at 9:06 amStep on a rusty nail and get tetanus.
10 years ago at 10:10 amMore likely scenario for you shoeless
10 years ago at 10:51 amShe’s been babe of the day like 3 times on here…
10 years ago at 8:37 amI don’t see how that’s a problem
10 years ago at 9:27 amShe has brown eyes you fuck
10 years ago at 9:51 amyou were looking at her eyes?
10 years ago at 11:11 amI was looking directly into her brown eye
10 years ago at 11:20 amWide receiver. NF
10 years ago at 9:53 amHere we go again
10 years ago at 11:55 amFor future reference, here is a list of athletes that are TFM. Football: quarterback and placekicker. Basketball: Caucasian small forwards (comprises 100% of most IM teams). Hockey: goalie and any player who starts a fight and lets someone else finish it. Baseball: pitcher, first base coach, any pinch runner who can steal second while burning a heater. Golf: all non-Arab golfers. Track: cross country runners who stop midway to burn a heater. All others are NF.
10 years ago at 12:31 pmI’d be proud to sexually disappoint that woman any day of the week.
10 years ago at 11:05 amShe gives me a boner
10 years ago at 12:03 pm