The President’s Limo Has Some Hardcore Specs
Heavy is the head that wears the crown. Heavy-duty is the transportation that protects the crown. I don’t care too much for the decisions of who’s wearing it right now, but nevertheless, seeing the specs of the presidential ride made my britches feel tighter (while viewing the photos below, use your imagination to replace Obama with any 2016 candidate you like).
To keep from getting Kenny’d by some communist, Obama rolls in a limo that could probably survive a nuke being dropped square on top of it. Thick steel plates all around, Kevlar tires, and more gadgets than Bond’s Aston Martin. It’s gonna take a fuck-ton of licks to get to the center of this Tootsie Pop.
Take notes, Mexico..
Making sure everyone knows how well equipped you are. TFM.
10 years ago at 10:01 amBeing well-equipped. NF.
10 years ago at 10:18 amMaking sure everyone knows something is true isn’t the same as something actually being true.
10 years ago at 10:29 amMy man…do less.
10 years ago at 10:56 amYeah, yeah, i’m running.
10 years ago at 1:45 pmI’d be willing to bet with the weight of that thing, its fuel consumption is measured in gallons per mile.
10 years ago at 10:07 amOn a side note, am I the only one that’s noticed that it’s been almost a week since the last wall post? Get it together Grandex.
10 years ago at 10:09 amCan’t even look at that lady without puking.
10 years ago at 10:12 amObama looks like a smug piece of shit in every picture above.
10 years ago at 10:24 amseen your profile picture lately?
10 years ago at 12:58 pmYou mean my profile picture of arron Hernandez??
10 years ago at 3:15 pmlet me make sure I understand. The limo that transports the leader of the free world is different and more secure than the limo I fingered my prom date in?
10 years ago at 10:33 amI think this sums it up quite nicely.
10 years ago at 5:04 pmThought about Carly Fiorina in this limo, failed to achieve erection. Thought about Carly Fiorina and Hillary Clinton having some girl-on-girl action in the back of this limo, jumped out window to escape horrible vision.
10 years ago at 10:34 amWhy do you have to put that evil on us?
10 years ago at 10:51 amWe need more articles of lists reposted from other websites.
10 years ago at 10:45 amThis limo is so scrong you would never see it on an acc campus
10 years ago at 11:56 amI feel sorry for you Gamefrock. I know you’re at the lowest point in your fanhood but there’s gotta be a better way out of it.
10 years ago at 12:40 pmIf the Cadillac symbol at the front flips up for the tear gas launcher that would be so sick.
10 years ago at 1:44 pm