Rich Airbnb Guests Have A Wild Cocaine-Fueled Sex Party At Newlyweds’ House On New Years
There’s a right way and wrong way to ring in the New Year. As a young 20-something with a bevy of life choices still ahead of me, I would argue the wrong way would be by getting married. The right way, I would argue, is going hard in the paint, snorting coke, and getting laid at a stranger’s house. You’ve got to start 2016 hot.
A newlywed Canadian couple woke up to quite a surprise on New Year’s Day when they found their Airbnb guests cutting up coke and banging on the couch.
On New Year’s Eve, Justine Smith and her fiancé (now husband) rented out their three-bedroom apartment. They rented one room to one man and another to a young couple about 20-22 years old.
We have an airbnb guest – he knows we are getting married at noon today. He has been in the bathroom since 10:30, just turned on the shower.
— Justine A. Smith (@redroomrantings) December 31, 2015
Oh sweet, naive Justine. If you only knew what was in store for you that night.
After Justine and her husband signed their legal marriage documents, they returned home for the night. Some time in the middle of the night, they heard the young couple return and start cutting up cocaine. Being chill AF, Justine says she was annoyed but let it slide. Then, around 5 a.m., her husband heard two people having sex on the couch. Again, being chill AF, Justine let it slide since there was no moaning and groaning.
Fast forward to about 9:30 a.m.:
SO. Woke up to see our apartment more or less trashed and a naked couple who didn't rent our room on the couch sleeping. Happy 2016!
— Justine A. Smith (@redroomrantings) January 1, 2016
What do I do? Knock and door of naked friends? Wake up naked friends? Wake them up and ask them to clean my apartment?
— Justine A. Smith (@redroomrantings) January 1, 2016
We spoke to them, they're cleaning, and apologizing.They are kids – but it still sucks.We're going to see about getting money 4 extra peeps.
— Justine A. Smith (@redroomrantings) January 1, 2016
Highlight, my husband explaining to them why it "wasn't cool" to have strangers fucking on our couch last night pic.twitter.com/5IAhXG9y0k
— Justine A. Smith (@redroomrantings) January 1, 2016
This brings back so many fuzzy, early morning memories. Caught with your dick in your hand once again.
Airbnb update: we had a guest in another room when they trashed the place, he said he walked out and there was a full on orgy going on
— Justine A. Smith (@redroomrantings) January 2, 2016
He got out of his room, and there were five people fucking in our living room. Worst part? I'm kinda insulted they didn't even invite us.
— Justine A. Smith (@redroomrantings) January 2, 2016
Oh shit. Justine, you DO party.
The guests agreed to clean up the apartment, pay for the extra people, then hit the road. They were supposedly very polite about the whole thing and even left an apology behind.
Letter we got from our airbnb guests who had a coke-fuelled orgy in our living room on our wedding night pic.twitter.com/KvgvnrEzPj
— Justine A. Smith (@redroomrantings) January 2, 2016
They were fucked up, Justine. You can’t hold this one against them.
And there you have it. No cops called. No one got in trouble. No damage done (although Justine’s looking for advice on “cleaning orgy out of my rug” and is getting her “cum-caked carpet cleaned”).
Best of all is Justine’s theory for the cocaine-fueled orgy:
@rymacduff we've booked over 100 people so far, so I think this is easily the anomaly. They were just rich kids.
— Justine A. Smith (@redroomrantings) January 2, 2016
From the heart of all of us guys who’ve gotten too fucked up and done weird things with strangers in other strangers’ houses, thank you, Justine, for being so chill. This next cocaine-fueled orgy is dedicated to you..
Image via YouTube
Coke fueled orgies TFM.
10 years ago at 6:01 pmI feel like this one goes without saying.
10 years ago at 6:03 pmThis was just an elaborate way for Justine to tell the world that she wants to be invited to an orgy.
10 years ago at 6:06 pmWut is it like having sex at parties??? Wuldn’t know b/c Clampson
10 years ago at 8:49 pmI want you out more than Justine wants to be invited to that orgy.
10 years ago at 8:59 pmFucktuco is obviously just a gamecock fan who finally snapped, they have been losing it down here. The sad part is that they actually thought they were relevant for a few years.
10 years ago at 10:57 pmWho the fuck agrees to rent out their place on their wedding night in the first place?
10 years ago at 6:36 pmI believe their apology 100%. Blow can make anything a good idea.
10 years ago at 7:37 pmWildcat bitches! Jumps out of moving van filled with jugs of gasoline and no brakes.
10 years ago at 10:59 pmwildcard*
10 years ago at 10:03 amFuck.
10 years ago at 11:00 pmSurprised they didn’t get coke dick…it’s a thing
10 years ago at 8:29 pmAnd it’s more cruel than whiskey dick because at least with whiskey dick you say oh well, roll over, and fall asleep.
10 years ago at 10:32 amHaving dick in hand. TFM.
10 years ago at 10:30 pmJustine you the real MVP
10 years ago at 11:22 pmThis smells like total bullshit. It seems to be one of those live Twitter stories that are completely fictional and simply meant to build followers. As another commenter mentions, who the fuck would do this on their wedding night, and make jokes on Twitter while trying to manage the crisis?
10 years ago at 9:14 amShe needs to clean orgy out of her carpet? Sounds like Justine got involved.
10 years ago at 10:31 am