FAIL FRIDAY: New Year, Same Shame
9 years ago

Ten real submissions, 18 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Getting a boner while benching 225. TFM.

That there is a safety hazard, fella.

Your dad calling your mom a slam, smacking her ass and telling you to take notes! TFM.

Didn’t see that exclamation point coming to be honest.

Giving the mall santa an erection when you sit on his lap because of how short your shorts are. TFM.

I’m picturing a really hairy 6’6” man wearing Chubbies sitting in Santa’s lap.

Always saying how ugly I am so ppl will disagree and component me. (I’m actually really hot and athletic.) TFM.

You mean “compliment,” right? Other than that, totally normal.

When you play Halo on acid and ruin your KDR. TFM.

Shiiiiit, son. I feel you.

Drunkenly eating ass and getting your teeth whitened at the dentist the next day. TFM.

I’m sure the oral hygienist fucking loved you.

When I was in 8th grade, I blacked out at a high school party. Who else started drinking this young?

I’m sorry, I didn’t realize this was an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting.

Getting jacked off everywhere (Target, Chipotle, Stride Rite, etc.) TFM.

Getting jacked off at a Chipotle should earn you life in prison IMO.

My phone autocorrects “grat” to “frat” because i type it so many times because I’m always fratting harder than everyone even on my friPhone. TFM.

People like you are legit ruining my life.

She was in the bathroom for 5.5 minutes on our first date at Applebee’s. I was 100% certain she was pooping. We get married next week. TFM.

That story took an unexpected turn at the end.

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Dude is about to score hard.
Dude is about to score hard.
Building gingerbread houses shirtless. TFM.
Building gingerbread houses shirtless. TFM.
In some Gucci flip-flops?
In some Gucci flip-flops?
We're all really excited.
We’re all really excited.
Cute couples costume.
Cute couple’s costume.
Bet that guy frats hard AF.
Bet that guy frats hard AF.
Sexy and they know it.
Sexy and they know it.
Fanny pack is probably filled with Pokemon cards.
Fanny pack is probably filled with Pokemon cards.
Hit the dab on em one time.
Hit the dab on ’em one time.
Taking "bathing in alcohol" to a new level.
Taking “bathing in alcohol” to a new level.
Thats a well done Iron Man.
That’s a well done Iron Man.
A night well spent.
A night well spent.
Goodnight, sweet prince.
Goodnight, sweet prince.
And a happy New Year.
And a happy New Year.
Dong-shaped puke. TFM.
Dong-shaped puke. TFM.
Victim of kidnapping? Ransom note included?
Victim of kidnapping? Ransom note included?
Man down.
Man down.
A sad state of affairs.
A sad state of affairs.

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      1. FuckTuco69

        another #totalSAEmove is being bettar than ur shitty bottom tier acc frat and prolly fuking ur girlfriend

        9 years ago at 8:58 pm
    3. Gun_Slinger

      Maybe it will go away when the Panthers lose to the Seahawks next weekend.

      9 years ago at 2:38 pm
      1. Call sign_Goose

        Seahawks are gay….no even a real animal, I checked. Just like their fans.

        9 years ago at 3:34 pm
    2. Maizeandblue

      This comment is the equivalent of a guy saying his girlfriend owes him a blowjob

      9 years ago at 4:15 pm
  10. FratZezima01

    I always enjoy Fail Fridays. However, I am disappointed that I did not see any fellow TKEs in this one.

    9 years ago at 11:51 am