This Guy Selling Whiffs Of Taylor Swift’s Vagina Seems Like A Straight Shooter
If you’re in the Washington DC area and are in the market for some Capitals tickets, then you are in luck. No, you won’t be sitting in some prime seats to watch one of the league’s best teams play some exciting hockey. Instead, you’re in for a real treat.
One DC man is selling sniffs of his fingers that he claims he used to finger bang Taylor Swift.
Craigslist is a sick place. Was looking for #Caps tickets and found this lovely NSFW post pic.twitter.com/mGxMpo5Xk7
— Patrick Cannon (@RubGun) January 11, 2016
How great is it that he put his hand in a bag to preserve the scent? You’ve really gotta be off your rocker if you’re going to pay anything less than $50. What’s the point of smelling if you’re not gonna get the taste? However, Make sure you’re the first buyer.
Sure, this is 100% fake and the dude is just trying to earn some free cash from idiots. Celeb crazed folk will buy anything associated with their favorite celeb. You could probably sell “Kardashian air” in an empty jar and every girl you know would probably be somewhat interested..
[via Craigslist]
Image via YouTube
Wallet just got 50$ lighter
9 years ago at 10:14 am“one thing led to another” TFM
9 years ago at 10:16 am100% fake? Don’t rush to judgment
9 years ago at 10:17 amPics or it didn’t happen
9 years ago at 10:22 am….there’s a pic with his fingers inside the bag if that helps.
9 years ago at 11:12 amI bet T. Swift’s vagina is tighter than a mouse’s ear.
9 years ago at 10:24 amWishful thinking for a girl who has a new breakup song every other month.
9 years ago at 10:31 amThat’s probably why no guys stay with her. If you’re gonna be batshit crazy at least put out
9 years ago at 10:45 amThere’s two competing schools of thought about this:
9 years ago at 11:43 amCrazy in the head, crazy in bed.
Never stick your dick in crazy.
I’m personally more about the former, but that’s probably because I have low standards.
MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW
9 years ago at 10:50 amWhat’s that? Timmy fell in the well???
9 years ago at 12:44 pmHope they make it into a perfume line…Cucci by Gucci
9 years ago at 11:06 amSeems Legit……
9 years ago at 12:32 pmAt clampson we sniff dabo’s balls everh time we see him dt, then we still blow the only game against a decent opponent of all year
9 years ago at 6:13 pm