Spend Spring Break 2016 On An All-Inclusive Cruise With Tyga, Lil Dicky, Chainsmokers, And More
You read that right. This year, we are partnering with StudentCity to bring you the TFM/TSM 2016 Spring Break, the most badass spring break in the history of the universe. Whether you want to rage in PCB, soak up the sun on South Padre Island, or cause a ruckus in international waters on the Inception at Sea spring break cruise, we’ve got you covered.
Speaking of Inception at Sea, what we’re going to do out there on the Norwegian Sky cruise ship has never been done before. It’s going to be the world’s first fully-chartered spring break cruise, and it’s going to be the best time that you’ll probably remember some of. We’ve got everything you need to have high times out on the high seas.
2,400 rowdy college students partying together on a world-class cruise ship? Check.
All-inclusive food and, more importantly, booze? Check.
Casino? Check.
Performances by some of the hottest names in hip-hop and EDM? Double check.
When we say “some of the hottest names in hip-hop and EDM,” that’s not just an attempt to take your money and then stick MC Lil No-name up there on stage — we mean it. Don’t believe me? Check out this year’s lineup and try to stop yourself from going “holy shit!” I dare you.
∙Tyga
∙Lil Dicky
∙Chainsmokers
∙Bassjackers
∙Cash Cash
∙Kap Slap
∙Cazzette
∙FTampa
∙Helena Legend
∙Otto Knows
∙Sidney Samson
∙Stafford Brothers
See? I told you. If you’re not all-in on the Inception at Sea by now, we don’t want you to come, because you sound like a bad time. If you are all-in, good news! We’ve slashed the prices on inside cabins from now until TODAY, Thursday, January 14.
The prices are as follows, keeping in mind that a $100 deposit per person is required at booking and all travelers for the cruise must be 21 at time of sailing (March 11, 2016):
Triple: $399 +$200 taxes = $599 total per person
Double: $449 + $200 taxes = $649 total per person
Single: $939 + $200 taxes = $1139 total person
These prices are $280 off per person from the normal rate. TWO HUNDRED AND EIGHTY DOLLARS, PEOPLE. That’s $280 extra dollars you can spend on Gatorade, Pedialyte and Tylenol when you enter post-spring break recovery mode after having the time of your life at Inception at Sea.
Fill out the information below, visit TFMspringbreak.com, and count down the days until you’re raging your balls off..
You lost me at Tyga.
10 years ago at 3:18 pmSpending a week surrounded by tryhard highschool frat stars and sloppy sloots who “just couldnt lose those last few pounds” doesn’t sounds fun to me.
10 years ago at 3:24 pmBeing a 21-year-old high schooler. THSFM.
10 years ago at 3:28 pmI’ll go on your little trip when you give me a couple Fail Fridays you owe.
10 years ago at 3:26 pmYou really think your readers wanna see tyga and lil dicky?
10 years ago at 3:31 pmLil Dicky is the homie
9 years ago at 7:34 pmI bet Tyga and Dorn are best friends
10 years ago at 3:36 pmThat lineup is fucking AIDS besides Lil Dicky
10 years ago at 4:07 pmIf we see tuco there lets beat his ass with our top tier sec friends and joke to him about how clempson played precisely 1 meaningful game all year and FUCKIN LOST
10 years ago at 5:38 pmGamefrock, I don’t know how much worse it can get. C’mon, aren’t you getting bored at this point? Click on your comments and just scroll through them for a minute. The amount of time and effort you put into this account is borderline psychopathic. Really, how bad did did your life get that it came down to this? How badly is the present state of USCjr football crushing you? I’m hoping a grandex employee puts you out of your misery soon here. It’s getting sad.
10 years ago at 5:49 pmTuco, the community stands with you.
9 years ago at 7:19 pmTuco, the comminity stands with you in the same manner we stand against the native americans who were victims of sluaghter and genocide…because Tuco, when they put yout Clampzins up against a real grown man’s SEC team…that was just an unwarranted, heinous, one-sides slaughter
9 years ago at 3:05 pmIf this is as much a failure as Cyber Dust, I’ll pass.
10 years ago at 6:55 pm