Bodybuilder’s Instagram Account Shows Him Lifting Big Weight While Hot Girls Straddle Him

Bodybuilder Bradley Martyn is redefining the phrase “sit on my face.” When he says “sit on my face,” he actually means “sit on my face so I can bench press 500 lbs. for a warmup.”

Martyn first started lifting when he was a scrawny-looking 15-year-old. Now, at 23, the dude is jacked and filling his Instagram with vids of total bombshells straddling him while he knocks out different workouts.

A video posted by Bradley Martyn (@bradleymartyn) on

A recent scientific survey found 17 women were impregnated while watching those videos.

Those chicks are absolute fire. Here this dude is, getting absolute 10s to sit on his dick while he works out, and then here I am, at the bar trying to take home any gutter-skank that’s under 200 pounds and into “feet things.”

Martyn is the co-founder of Lean Meals Inc. and works as an online fitness coach, dishing out different workout and healthy eating tips on the reg.

Martyn started posting on YouTube in late 2014 and his Instagram goes a while back, but he just recently started posting these workouts featuring total dimes, so the chances of this becoming a recurring bit looks promising.

And it looks like he’s taking ideas so that’s a plus.

You’re doing God’s work here, sir. Keep it up.

    1. EQ_Kimball33

      You’re a goddamn liar and coward if you don’t think those slams are hot because of a few tattoos

      10 years ago at 1:42 pm
      1. fratwisegamgee

        I’m sorry sir, the test results just came in. You have a serious case of complete retardation.

        10 years ago at 11:43 pm
  1. CommCollege69

    Girls aren’t anything special. This guy is on enough Tren to kill a pure bred race horse. Exaggerate less.

    10 years ago at 9:39 am
    1. R4PEandPILL4GE

      Im pretty impressed that someone on TFM goes to the gym enough to know what tren is

      10 years ago at 11:07 am
  2. FuckTuco69

    Tuco’s instagram shows him struggling to hoist the almighty pelvic organ of Nick Saban while his 2 ton balls sit on Tuco’s chest, effectively pinning him to the ground

    10 years ago at 9:46 am
    1. Crushed Natty Light Can

      I’m sure that you would love to be pinned down by a colossal wang

      10 years ago at 9:56 am
      1. Crushed Natty Light Can

        Except for the power of that extra chromosome pinning you down as an illiterate fuck.

        10 years ago at 10:16 am
    1. CreightonFratStar

      A little variety never hurt. See IBOTD styles and the breadth of your searches on the hub.

      10 years ago at 10:30 am
      1. The Aux Cord

        Fair. Not all tats are a turnoff, but the chick with a full sleeve on her arm doesn’t get the job done for me.

        10 years ago at 4:21 pm
  3. CleverFratName1852

    We’re told being out of shape is frat then you post this. How am I supposed to fit in if i dont know what’s frat

    10 years ago at 10:26 am