Bodybuilder’s Instagram Account Shows Him Lifting Big Weight While Hot Girls Straddle Him
Bodybuilder Bradley Martyn is redefining the phrase “sit on my face.” When he says “sit on my face,” he actually means “sit on my face so I can bench press 500 lbs. for a warmup.”
Martyn first started lifting when he was a scrawny-looking 15-year-old. Now, at 23, the dude is jacked and filling his Instagram with vids of total bombshells straddling him while he knocks out different workouts.
A recent scientific survey found 17 women were impregnated while watching those videos.
Those chicks are absolute fire. Here this dude is, getting absolute 10s to sit on his dick while he works out, and then here I am, at the bar trying to take home any gutter-skank that’s under 200 pounds and into “feet things.”
Martyn is the co-founder of Lean Meals Inc. and works as an online fitness coach, dishing out different workout and healthy eating tips on the reg.
Martyn started posting on YouTube in late 2014 and his Instagram goes a while back, but he just recently started posting these workouts featuring total dimes, so the chances of this becoming a recurring bit looks promising.
Yoooooo, give me some photo ideas….😬👋
— Bradley Martyn (@BradleyMartyn) January 15, 2016
And it looks like he’s taking ideas so that’s a plus.
You’re doing God’s work here, sir. Keep it up..
This was so frat TFM should just shut it down for the week.
10 years ago at 9:24 amWhen did girls with full sleeves and backwards hats become 10s?
10 years ago at 9:30 am100% chance of syphilis
10 years ago at 9:35 amThey don’t have to be “take home to mom an dad” material to be hot
10 years ago at 9:40 amYou’re a goddamn liar and coward if you don’t think those slams are hot because of a few tattoos
10 years ago at 1:42 pmNever said they weren’t hot. For sure aren’t tens though
10 years ago at 3:23 pmI’m sorry sir, the test results just came in. You have a serious case of complete retardation.
10 years ago at 11:43 pmGirls aren’t anything special. This guy is on enough Tren to kill a pure bred race horse. Exaggerate less.
10 years ago at 9:39 amTren is FAF
10 years ago at 9:47 amCaring enough about your physique to endanger your vital organs. NF
10 years ago at 10:12 amDamaging vital organs with heavy amounts of alcohol. TFM
10 years ago at 11:39 amIm pretty impressed that someone on TFM goes to the gym enough to know what tren is
10 years ago at 11:07 amTuco’s instagram shows him struggling to hoist the almighty pelvic organ of Nick Saban while his 2 ton balls sit on Tuco’s chest, effectively pinning him to the ground
10 years ago at 9:46 amI’m sure that you would love to be pinned down by a colossal wang
10 years ago at 9:56 amI’m #secstrong so there’s no power great enough to pin me.
10 years ago at 10:11 amExcept for the power of that extra chromosome pinning you down as an illiterate fuck.
10 years ago at 10:16 amI’d rather see posts from the chive than this
10 years ago at 10:00 amNothing is better than the chive, bub
10 years ago at 11:00 amFuck. *anything is better than the chive
10 years ago at 1:07 pmGirls with tats are not hot but nice try
10 years ago at 10:25 amA little variety never hurt. See IBOTD styles and the breadth of your searches on the hub.
10 years ago at 10:30 amFair. Not all tats are a turnoff, but the chick with a full sleeve on her arm doesn’t get the job done for me.
10 years ago at 4:21 pmWe’re told being out of shape is frat then you post this. How am I supposed to fit in if i dont know what’s frat
10 years ago at 10:26 amBut does he chase his shots with muscle milk?
10 years ago at 10:28 amUsing women as weight lifting objects. – Total Meninist Move
10 years ago at 10:41 amHow is this related to anything about a fraternity or even college?
10 years ago at 11:28 am