Marco Rubio Has No Respect For The Game Of Corn Hole
On Saturday, Iowa State students camped out for tickets for their matchup with Kansas tonight. They were met with a surprise when Republican presidential candidate Marco Rubio stopped by the scene for a little food delivery and some fun.
Cyclone fans camping out for Kansas-IAState tix get a surprise in the form of @MarcoRubio delivering pizzas. pic.twitter.com/974bYxcyFi
— Lauren Selsky (@LJSelsky) January 23, 2016
I don’t know what to go off on first — that terrible corn hole form or the fact that he brought Little Caesar’s hot and readies to woo over some potential voters. Let’s start with the pizza since it’s an easy target. When you’re running for any sort of office, you gotta play into your future constituents. You can’t bring this lazy ass effort to them. Sure, it’s free pizza, but it’s free shitty pizza.
Now for the form. What the fuck is that? This isn’t fucking basketball. You don’t throw it overhanded. And even if you’re new to the game, Rubio, which you clearly are, you know what you do? You observe how others are playing and try to imitate their techniques so you don’t make yourself look like an idiot.
Putting all political policies aside, I’m not sure I can count on a man to run my country if he tosses a bag like that. Shame on you, Rubes..
Image via Twitter/@LJSelsky
This guy is the worst. He’s the type of guy that comes to your tailgate, proceeds to tell you how lame it is and all you’re doing wrong, yet the true reason he’s there is because he doesn’t have any real friends/girls. Fuckin douche
10 years ago at 9:52 amHe looks more like the kind of guy who comes to your tailgate to get you to vote for him for President.
10 years ago at 9:58 amThat sounds like a very interesting story. Please, do continue.
10 years ago at 9:59 amIf you take cornhole so seriously that you have never tried shooting the three you probably aren’t very much fun to play with.
Only shooting threes. It’s a TFM.
10 years ago at 9:54 amBeing indignant about how games should be played. TFM
10 years ago at 11:08 amGotta sink that last bag with style.
10 years ago at 12:43 pmI mean they were in line waiting for tickets to a basketball game..
10 years ago at 9:55 amYou libtards sure are writing a lot of articles bashing the Republican front-runners lately. Don’t want anyone getting the impression this site is run by a bunch of Democrats now, do we?
10 years ago at 10:08 amOr they do it because the tfm following is largely republican and we wouldn’t care if they put something out like this about Hillary.
10 years ago at 2:54 pmI couldn’t agree more with this article. Little Caesar’s can suck my nuts and so can Rubio. Trump all the way baby
10 years ago at 10:35 amSo you’re telling me that you don’t like a guy that brought free pizza and played corn hole with college students…
10 years ago at 10:42 amTrick shots are FaF
10 years ago at 11:20 amJudging by the quality of the pizza brought, I’m assuming his campaign isn’t going too well… but hey, free pizza. Dude’s chill [for that reason only].
10 years ago at 12:05 pmHe’s not even in the proper throwing area. Tailgate game weak.
10 years ago at 12:06 pmThis is the picture of a man who I want to run our country.
10 years ago at 12:54 pm