Johnny Manziel Continues Defying The Man, Pounds Shots At Dallas Bar During AFC Championship

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Johnny Manziel can’t say no to partying. It’s in his blood. There’s nothing wrong with that, of course. I love the attitude that Manziel brings to both the game and to life. It’s one of the things that makes him great.

During Sunday’s AFC Championship game, Manziel was seen at Clutch Bar (formerly known as Prime Bar) having himself a damn good time.

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My man, David Ruff, has said before that Manziel is the most relatable pro athlete to ever walk the earth and I tend to agree. This is exactly what I want my 22-year-old quarterback to be doing, because it’s exactly what I was doing at 22. The only difference is that I wouldn’t step foot on that side of Cedar Springs in Dallas. No one willingly goes to Concrete Cowboy or Clutch. Even 6th Street is getting overrun. Johnny would have been better off going shot for shot at The Rustic, Katy Trail Ice House, or even Renfield’s Corner (followed by a trip to Rocco’s Pizza).

Is there any doubt that he is going to be a Dallas Cowboy? I mean, just last week he was out on the town with Chandler Parsons and Tyler Seguin. How much ass do you think that group smashed? Early polls have to show that at least 75% of Uptown’s women are pregnant now.

When you’re out with that crew, you gotta assume that talk came up about Manziel joining the Cowboys and for the three of them to continue dominating the Dallas scene. Jerry Jones is behind this somehow.

Keep killing it, Johnny.

[via Busted Coverage]

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  1. Dark Dick Rises

    He’s living it up as much as he can now because in 10 years, he’ll be flipping burgers.

    10 years ago at 3:40 pm
      1. Dark Dick Rises

        *flipping burgers for the BBQ in the back of his mansion with his wife and two sons, Chad and Mike.

        10 years ago at 4:09 pm
      2. Dark Dick Rises

        Chad has been the high school starting quarterback for the three years and is looking to bring his high school back-to-back state titles. Along with that he is also a member of the varsity lacrosse team. Based on reputation, he also earned captain honors there. He has accepted a scholarship from his dad’s alma mater to start for their team and is rated as the #1 quarterback prospect that year.

        10 years ago at 4:13 pm
      3. Dark Dick Rises

        No, I forgot to mention his daughter who has been sheltered as Johnny has feared that his antics would transfer over to his daughter as she has recently become a freshman at Arizona. Dumb, blonde, and beautiful. She has the package.

        10 years ago at 4:22 pm
      4. Stay BUFF Marshmallow Man

        “She has the package”. Are you applying that she has a penis?

        10 years ago at 5:52 pm
      5. Dark Dick Rises

        With Chad the quarterback stud, Mike has decided to take a different path and has chosen to convert his skills to the running back position to compliment his brother. With his well above average athleticism, he has created a deadly duo with his brother in a one-two punch to any defense they face. With the discovery of his exceptional speed, he decided to leave the varsity basketball team he made freshman year and now as a Junior, is poised to break some state records on the track. He currently holds the fastest high school mile in the state of Texas and it looking to transition to the short game with the 100m sprint. He also is a high jump specialist.

        10 years ago at 4:19 pm
  2. ChicksDigTexasFratLegends

    Beanie? Who the fuck wears beanies that is even remotely interested in Greek life? I’m in fucking high school and I’m already twice as frat as this scum will ever be

    10 years ago at 3:44 pm
      1. What Is Haze Prevention

        i want to hit the lap button, but the picture of uncle sam screams not to.

        10 years ago at 4:07 pm
    1. Bardown91

      You’re in high school bud, at least wait until you get into college before trying to say you’re frat

      10 years ago at 4:15 pm
  3. TXpike2995

    I love how people give Johnny shit for doing what every other person was doing at the age of 22. Plus I’m pretty sure Gronk, Cam Newton hell even Peyton in his prime along with half the NFL do exactly what Johnny Football does on their off days. The only difference is most people aren’t as famous of Manziel

    10 years ago at 3:52 pm
    1. What Is Haze Prevention

      peyton’s pick up line: “You think my head is big, you should see the other one”

      10 years ago at 4:05 pm
      1. What Is Haze Prevention

        also, i assume he screams OMAHA every time a position change occurs.

        10 years ago at 4:08 pm
      2. Frats4Trump

        I’m about to get me a Peyton jersey though. Didnt like him much as a Colt, but he’s my QB now.

        10 years ago at 10:04 pm
    2. DuffDaddy

      Those other people you listed are also good a lot better players so they can get away with it.

      10 years ago at 4:20 pm
  4. FraGruber

    I just can’t stand the hypocrisy of the Browns front office. Seems pretty clear to me they show up to work drunk everyday.

    10 years ago at 5:04 pm
  5. bowtie69

    This is just so stupid the guy would probably play better if he didn’t have to walk on egg shells the entire time. He’s 22 let the mother fucker drink shit.

    10 years ago at 6:08 pm
  6. HilaryClinton69

    So fucking sick of everyone making a big deal out of him drinking and having a good time. Let the guy live

    10 years ago at 9:02 pm
  7. haze_till_i_die

    This can happen when Bama beats you. Yeah he got lucky once, won the heisman for beating the tide, cause it’s that rare. But we won the natty and beat him the next year

    10 years ago at 3:55 am
    1. DipStainedSperrys

      Bama beat A&M the next year. Bama did not beat Jonny the next year. Johnny torched yalls defense into ashes.

      10 years ago at 3:19 pm