Wifed Up Wednesday: Sophia Phalen
In this week’s edition, I am bringing you Sophia Phalen — the girlfriend of Mets utility man Danny Muno. This isn’t her first time to be featured on the site, but when you have yabbos like she does, you can’t leave her off the distinguished feature that is “Wifed Up Wednesday.”
Enjoy.
Pic on the beach, in white top and yellow bottoms where she’s looking at herself, is the epitome of ‘fuck you hot’.
9 years ago at 8:15 amDidn’t expect to be going to the hub this early
9 years ago at 8:16 amthose balloons look like they could pop at any moment
9 years ago at 8:21 amBack problems by 40 TSM
9 years ago at 8:22 amI’d like to build a wall with two holes cut out specifically for her boobs, I’d have her stand there with them hanging through. Then I’d charge people to come and do nothing but observe and admire them like a Picasso at a fine arts museum.
9 years ago at 8:24 amNo ass pics at all…which I’m fine with, because with a couple of fun bags like that, I would never want to stop looking at them
9 years ago at 8:30 amHer tits are fake, but my love for them is true.
9 years ago at 8:31 amIf I’m not mistaken this is the second time we’ve had the wife of a Mets middle infielder in the last few months. Go figure.
9 years ago at 8:55 amThey look quite disproportionate to her body
9 years ago at 9:02 amThat’s the way God intended women to look.
9 years ago at 9:02 pmA modern love story.
Constant Fluctuation. TSM.
9 years ago at 8:18 pmMore like hair extensions and photoshop. Whatever keep em on there toes
9 years ago at 8:11 pmher hair length and tit size are different in every picture
9 years ago at 11:40 pmThis is the chick who had her fake tits while holding up a college acceptance letter. Guess it was a rich athlete boyfriend gift and not an absent father gift.
9 years ago at 9:10 am