FAIL FRIDAY: Another One
9 years ago

Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

I’ve gained 2 inches in girth since giving up gluten and fruit snacks. TFM.

Thanks for that pro tip on girth gains.

The smug look of pride on dad’s face as mom runs into the living room crying at all the different pubes she found in my sheets from first semester. TFM.

Your mom must be crazy educated on pube identification and differentiation.

Having a wildly successful penis and balls. TFM.

“Hi, I’d like to introduce you to my wildly successful penis and testicles.”

Two days after my ex and I broke up, I ran into her with some guy leaving his dorm early on a Saturday morning. I told her there wasn’t enough dick to fill the holes in her personality, and then banged some chick who lives two floors above her. TFM.

Damn dude, you’re salty. Move on.

Every time I wear my Larry bird jersey to da bar, I always seem to get my dick sucked. So if u see me with that 33 on my chest u know it’s about to go down! Tf

This motherfucker just ended his submission with “Tf.” Have to respect that.

Making the pledges face off against the local retirement home for one of the most nausea inducing games of strip poker you’ve ever seen in your life. TFM.

I dunno, sounds sexy AF to me personally.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, I murder a pledge. Fool me three times, I hang myself. TFM.

You seem like a guy who’s really got a good head on his shoulders.

Only being into girls with self esteem lower than the price of oil. TFM.

Man, that is one depressing sentence.

Sometimes I just stand in the bathroom naked and stare into the mirror and jacksturbate. TFM.

Whatever gets you off, champ.

Never breaking eye contact with your bro at the party while singing “Summer of 69” because you secretly want to 69 him dude style. TFM.

Thanks for putting the image in my head of two dudes 69’ing while “Summer of 69” plays in the background.

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Dude on the left lives in your nightmares.
Dude on the left lives in your nightmares.
Damn you, bros. Why?
Damn you, bros. Why?
Comfy and cosy and safe and sound.
Comfy and cosy and safe and sound.
The lights are on but no one is home.
The lights are on but no one is home.
Dakota Rice fucked your bitch.
Dakota Rice fucked your bitch.
Hit the dab one time.
Hit the dab one time.
Packers lose, he takes a snooze.
Packers lose, he takes a snooze.
Simply beautiful guys.
Simply beautiful guys.
Too frat to fuck.
Too frat to fuck.
Forgive him Lord, for he knows not what he's done.
Forgive him Lord, for he knows not what he’s done.
WTF is with you dudes painting your toenails.
WTF is with you dudes painting your toenails.
Rub a dub dub five fratters in a tub.
Rub a dub dub five fratters in a tub.
A slice of life.
A slice of life.
Representing so fancily.
Representing so fancily.
Hit the dab two times.
Hit the dab two times.
Man down and out.
Man down and out.
Fucbois just getting after it.
Fucbois just getting after it.
Hugging on that dick.
Hugging on that dick.
Squat so good, bro.
Squat so good, bro.
Upstanding group of goobers.
Upstanding group of goobers.

Panthers Win

Straight Outta Creighton

Chaser

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  3. SimplySouthern94

    The only “another one” I want to see is another one of those Fail Fridays you owe us

    9 years ago at 11:57 am
    2. Rowdy Jeb

      Hey Theta,
      How do you think I FEEL?! America owes me the nomination. All right, anyone who Goes All In For Jeb gets a Free Rolex

      9 years ago at 1:13 pm
      1. TacticalButterKnife

        We don’t care how you feel, Jeb. Don’t you have a campaign to save?

        9 years ago at 1:24 pm
      2. Rowdy Jeb

        C’mon Man! I am trying, but I feel like I am down by four touchdowns and its the start of the 4th quarter. Pleaase help me!

        9 years ago at 1:42 pm
      3. dingos_lil_5

        Well as much as I would hate to say it, you are a better candidate than Bernie Sanders, maybe same level. Either way you’re both shitty.

        9 years ago at 1:49 pm
      4. Frats4Trump

        Hey Loser, you may have better hair than me, but Ive gotten more pussy than you. Check out my Slams

        9 years ago at 1:59 pm
  8. SomethingSomethingDangerZone

    Being new here is no excuse for late, shitty work intern. Fuck you.

    9 years ago at 12:01 pm