Update On University Of Virginia Fraternity Member That Was Arrested In North Korea

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There are some recent developments in the story of Otto Frederick Warmbier, a brother of Theta Chi at the University of Virginia who was arrested in North Korea during a tour of the country.

According to an Irish dude who identified himself as Darragh (Darragh was a fellow member of Warmbier’s tour group, which was part of the China-based Young Pioneers tour company), Warmbier had been up all night with the rest of the tourists drinking vodka and having a good time. The following morning, he was dragged away by security guards at the Pyongyang airport and detained.

According to Kim Jong Un’s state-run KCNA news agency, Warmbier entered the country as a tourist “in order to destroy the country’s unity under the direction of the U.S. government.”

From Daily Mail:

It claimed Warmbier committed a ‘hostile’ act against the state and that he had links to Washington, but did not elaborate.

Damn. Every guy likes to think he’s done some pretty wild shit during his drunken college nights, but how many of us can say we got “become a public enemy of North Korea” drunk?

But in all seriousness, there is absolutely no way Warmbier should have been detained. This is North Korea trying desperately to grab some leverage over us in their laughable campaign to take over the world.

Even more disturbing, the tour guide called Warmbier after discovering he wasn’t on the plane, only for him to respond that he “didn’t want to leave” and wanted to go to the hospital for a headache.

He explained that Warmbier had been shouted at by armed guards at the terminal before he was dragged away from the terminal.

And after the panicked tour leader noticed Warmbier was missing on the plane, she eventually managed to reach him by phone.

According to Darragh, Warmbier told her ‘he didn’t want to leave’ and wanted to go to hospital because he had a headache.
‘He hung up the phone and that was the last they heard of him.’

The statement was clearly coerced out of Warmbier by the North Korean authorities.

Also, fuck the Daily Mail for taking the “look at the dumb drunk american acting stupid in a foreign country” angle.

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This could have happened to anybody. Poor kid was in the wrong place at the wrong time. It says in the article that so much as “creasing a magazine with a photo of Kim Jong Un’s face” could have gotten them in trouble with the hypersensitive authorities. Warmbier probably had no idea he was doing something “wrong” in the first place. This is an attack against the American people and it should be treated as such.

I say we scramble the jets, do a friendly fly-by of Kim Jong’s dojo, and let them know who they’ll be fucking with if Warmbier isn’t returned stateside as soon as possible.

[via Daily Mail]

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  1. StockWithFrock

    Alright. Time to cut off Kim Jong Un’s tiny dick and make him a new asshole. That shitbrick needs to get fucked.

    10 years ago at 4:44 pm
  2. Dthesmith

    Real question is whether or not the U.S. government is doing anything to try and get him back home? Or do we not care because he’s in a fraternity?

    10 years ago at 4:51 pm
      1. Frabst

        If it was Michael Brown over there Al Sharpton and Obama would’ve been there within 24 hours. But then again I wouldn’t want those guys trying to do anything for me.

        10 years ago at 5:28 pm
    1. texasbabe

      Under international law there’s nothing we can do except give him a lawyer, but even then it’s a trial under their laws. His only hope is if he’s as valuable to the U.S. as any prisoners we might have of theirs.

      10 years ago at 7:52 pm
  3. AriGold9

    “This could have happened to anybody”. No, it wouldn’t. Any sane American isn’t as stupid as this kid to think going to North Korea is a good idea.

    10 years ago at 4:51 pm
      1. WACjohn

        Feeling bad for someone wrongfully detained by a fascist government isn’t PC. Having concern for a fellow American being imprisoned by that shitty joke of nation is common fucking decency.

        10 years ago at 5:18 pm
      2. AriGold9

        I meant I wasn’t being PC because I called the kid stupid. I essentially said the same thing as the top two comments, but I called the kid a name. People obviously don’t like that.

        10 years ago at 5:33 pm
      3. StoryTeller

        No one asked you to be PC…and no one asked you for your opinion. Go sodomize yourself

        10 years ago at 8:33 am
      1. JackDawson

        Except that he showed any lack of empathy for an American in a fucked up situation. Being a SJW (I don’t like to apply PC for them as they’ve gone to something beyond that) is showing empathy for someone or a group of people where it isn’t warranted or needed.

        10 years ago at 6:13 pm
  4. Shut up Meg

    “Fraternity member being held hostage by an enemy power? But we have jobless drug addicts without money to buy more drugs on the streets!” – obama

    10 years ago at 4:59 pm
  5. Strong F. Kennedy

    My official 5-step plan on how not to be detained in North Korea:

    1. Don’t go to North Korea

    10 years ago at 5:01 pm
    1. JohnFratYatesSommers

      I always think this exact same thing whenever there’s some sort of prisoner situation. Literally just don’t go to the batshit insane countries or the active war zones. Not that hard.

      10 years ago at 11:48 pm
  6. Frat_Insider

    Typical Theta Chi…the amount of unrecognized chapters they have running, the majority of guys don’t even know where campus is. Wouldn’t expect one of them to leave Asia safely, guy probably has trouble telling the difference between the bathroom and bedroom.

    10 years ago at 8:44 pm
    1. StoryTeller

      I sincerely wish people like you would get AIDS. The fact that you used this story/situation to make a joke/bash a fraternity is so fucking pathetic. I wish there was some way to find out who you are then make you watch me skull fuck your mother

      10 years ago at 8:32 am