Wifed Up Wednesday: Alex Morgan
This week’s edition of Wifed Up Wednesday needs no introduction. She captured our hearts the first time she stepped foot onto the pitch. Alex Morgan is a total babe. She also happens to be dating Servando Carrasco, who plays in the MLS. But we’re going to focus more on her, as we always do in this feature.
Enjoy.
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9 years ago at 8:04 amYou’re not very smart, are you?
9 years ago at 10:27 amI cry manly tears whenever I’m reminded that Alex Morgan is married.
9 years ago at 8:05 amYea I wish she was only dating like the article says. Then every guy could still hold onto some false hope.
9 years ago at 8:12 amThe divorce rate is high there’s still a chance
9 years ago at 8:49 amYou’re doing good work here so far, although I find myself vaguely disappointed you didn’t stick with pokemon puns.
9 years ago at 12:30 pmI swear I’ll be a downgrade but a perfect second husband to her.
9 years ago at 8:08 amGee Willy, that girl is a straight 1969 Chevy.
9 years ago at 8:11 amI love her as much as she loves America
9 years ago at 8:11 amMan. When she’s wearing Americas colors it makes me feel some type of way.
9 years ago at 8:17 amMakes you want to buy her a drink, eh Cosby?
9 years ago at 12:28 pmThe “Hot Cosby”
9 years ago at 5:14 pmYou know her puss taste like freedom
9 years ago at 8:20 amShe’s married so it’s probably not freedom-flavored anymore.
9 years ago at 8:30 amI would Mia Hamm slide across the floor to plant my face in her ass.
9 years ago at 8:34 am10/10 would pee in her butthole
9 years ago at 8:38 amI would be willing to watch a soccer game for her
9 years ago at 8:51 am