Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 80

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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amanda
Aggressive yet endearing. Amanda has mastered Tinder.
brittany
As far as rumors to have floating around about you, this is the best case scenario.
casey
#SQUIRRELSTUFF2016
elizabeth
Elizabeth, you minx!
hannah
Hannah’s not the smartest player in the dugout.

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jessie
Net fish and krill. TFM.
kaitlin
The comparisons just keep getting better.
katie
He’s a multi-faceted dude.

heather1

heather2
He doesn’t just want #BUTTSTUFF2016, he needs it.
    1. SteveHoltOnDrugs

      And the other 10 percent is to stick a dildo up your ass while pretending to be the IBOTD. That’s cool.

      9 years ago at 8:29 am